Love this Spam Email starts "Hello Dear" from a US bank

From the Desk of Alexander Terry .M

Foreign Remittance Operation

City State Bank (CSB)

701 W Round-bunch Rd Bridge City,Texas 77611

United States of America.

Hello Dear ,

My name is Terry Alexander I got your contact through the country's exchange Online, and then I decided to write to you.I’m interested in investing in any good profit yielding business and I would appreciate any viable ideas you could come up with. I am just soliciting your assistance in the Handling of US$ 37.5M USD. 

{ Thirty-seven million five hundred thousand United States dollars} .

This fund belongs to our Late Costumer Mr. Zhang Zhaoyun from

 China who died without a Will after being infected on the Diamond

 Princess Cruise Ship with his wife and daughter with {Covid-19 } Coronavirus 8 months ago and never came back to the Bank. 

He operates in real estate, construction, and leasing of warehouses. 

The instruments/documents of his Estate are in my Bank's custody including 

the amount of US$ 37.5M USD.{ Thirty-seven million five hundred thousand United States dollars}. I cannot make use of this funds here in United States of America due to reasons that I will explain to you when we speak.

I intend to part 40% of this fund to you while 60% shall be for me. 

I do need to stress that there are no-risk involved in this. It's going to be a Direct transaction.

All I need from you is to stand as the original beneficiary of this fund. If you accept this offer,I will appreciate your timely response,

with Regards, 

Terry Alexander M.

Limericks are Great

There once was a Senator called Cruz, 
Who scurried around for a muse. 
He wrapped a rifle barrel in bacon 
Like a rightist’s true blazon 
And yet he can’t understand why the GOP lose.

Pun of the Year?

I know I shouldn't brag, this being one of mine.....

I hear the BBC might remake the Gormenghast TV show; Hugh Grant is a tremendous fan and has begged the producers for a part, a Flay Grant if you will.

But methinks this has some merit.

Movies to avoid in 2021 - There's been a Shit Build Up

Movies to avoid in 2021 – as every year, remakes, reboots, re-imaginings, sequels, stuff stolen from the TV of my childhood, shit with Mel Gibson in it, the ideas deserts that are comic book movies and Matt Damon as Jason Bourne.

Cinderella

BLITHE SPIRIT???????

Tom and Jerry

Coming 2 America

Masters of The Universe

The Boss Baby: Family Business

Peter Rabbit 2: The Runaway

Bob’s Burgers

Mortal Kombat

A Quiet Place 2

Godzilla vs Kong

Spiral: From The Book of Saw

Cruella

Fast and Furious 9

The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It
Ghostbusters: Afterlife

Venom: Let There Be Carnage

Minions: the Rise of Gru

Top Gun: Maverick

The Forever Purge

Space Jam 2: A New Legacy

Hotel Transylvania 4

The Suicide Squad (?????)

Don’t Breathe 2

The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard

Candyman

Jackass 4

Death on the Nail

Halloween Kills

Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins

Clifford The Big Red Dog

Spider-Man 3

Mission: Impossible 7

West Side Story

The Matrix 4

Sing 2

ONE EXCEPTION TO THESE RULES = DUNE

Limerick

There once was a man who wouldn’t go

Even though the electorate told him to.

When they cried “Leave, you really ought”

He heard “Take your case to the Supreme Court.

Where 17 AGs will reap what you sow.

The Collinsworth Limerick

There was was a man called Cris Collinsworth 
Who seemed to not know women walked the Earth, 
And they know schemes and plays! 
Are we in the Last Days? 
I'm sure he can find us the Bible verse.

Limericks gegen Rodney Howard-Browne

ONE

There once was a pastor so rank 

He conned while the economy sank; 
"Just send us your money" 
"To me and my honey" "
And we'll laugh all the way to the bank"

TWO

There once was a man with no civility 

Who simply leached off of Christ's pure humility 

He lied to his flocks 

Just to make the big bucks 

We all know where he's spending eternity.

THREE

There once was a man in Tampa Bay 

Who just milked his "flock" to make hay. 

He distorted and lied 

Until Jesus cried 

"You''re so burning on Judgment Day".

FOUR

To be blocked by a man known as Rodney 

Is enough to make a man say: "Sod me!" 

"My life is on track" 

"Not seeing the cack"

 "He spews into the world all around me".

FIVE

There once a man from South Africa. 

Who said "I've never been happier" 

"Putting down a black President" 

"Like a 'Whites Only' resident" 

"As a pastor I've never been tackier"

More Haikus

The counting drags on 

Over hump into the dark; 

Empty screaming Dark  

Presidents, they fail; 

Time, opportunities slip. 

Nothing is achieved. 

Thanksgiving arrives, 

Families remain apart; 

And a virus smiles.  

They count and they count; 

Then they sleep for a few hours. 

And find more ballots. 

The weekend comes on; 

A ball lands in an endzone. 

Many beers are drunk.

Haikus of Despair

 

A debate tonight
And as California burns
We spend our last pence.

#HaikuChallenge

Behind a glass screen
Spittle flies, policy dies
And a Country weeps.

#HaikuChallenge

Heroes just show up
Leaders preen, but only that.
And jobs go away.

#HaikuChallenge

Lemmy and Eddie.
Together. Ripping God’s ears.
Making angels dance.

#HaikuChallenge

He won; no she won
A Neolib shapeshifter
Or seller of doves?

#HaikuChallenge

Melissa's Race to Battle Brain Cancer

Melissa's Race to Battle Brain Cancer: Melissa's Race to Battle Brain Cancer is on Thursday July 16, 2020 to Thursday September 10, 2020.

Want to remember the US Presidents?

When A Joke Made Me A Joker,
Van Held The Poker,
The Fiery Poker.

But Long John Goose Had Gone
And Chased His Crazy Moose
‘Round The West Hollering,

“Can’t Help Rinse Those Empty Kettles Just Now, Friend."

Come ‘Round By Charlie’s Bed Often Tiny! 

(or: Colanders Rinse Bad Cabbage Best, Obviously Traditional)

---||---

Washington, Adams, Jefferson, Madison, Monroe, (Quincy) Adams, Jackson,
Van Buren, Harrison, Tyler, Polk,
Taylor, Fillmore, Pierce,
Buchanan, Lincoln, Johnson, Grant, Hayes, Garfield,
Arthur, Cleveland, Harrison, Cleveland, McKinley,
Roosevelt, Taft, Wilson, Harding,
Coolidge, Hoover, Roosevelt, Truman, Eisenhower, Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon, Ford,
Carter, Reagan, Bush, Clinton, Bush, Obama, Trump

Want to remember the Kings and Queens of England?

Well try this...

Willie, Willie, Harry, Stee,

Harry, Dick, John, Harry 3.

1, 2, 3, Neds, Richard 2.

Henry 4, 5, 6,

Then who?

Edwards 4, 5,

Dick the Bad.

Harries Twain

And Ned the Lad.

Mary. Lizzie,

James the Vain,

Charlie, Charlie,

James again.

William and Mary, Anna G’loria

4 Georges,

William,

And Victoria.

Edward Seven, Georgie Five,

Edward,

George,

And Liz (alive).

How's it doin'?

You know I got these snakes

And I cannot lie

They'll bite you in the ass

Just to watch you die.

They ain't all like that

Some are slick and smooth

Like a cat in a club

Wanting into your goove.

There's a limit to venom

You know that's true

Some might take you to heaven

But only if you want to.

Got a bad reputation

For doing some harm

Cuz we live in a nation

Where we don't do calm.

There's no correlation 

Between a bite from an asp

When the envenomation's

already in your grasp.

You'll die from your paucity

You'll die in pain

In the heart of a poor city

You know who's to blame.

EPIC FAIL: Got another "We switched on your webcam" scam email

Email Subject: I am aware, xxxxxxx, is your password

I require your full attention for the up coming 24 hours. Or I may make sure you that you live out of embarrassment for the rest of your existence.

Me: LMAO. Can I live out of the trunk of my car instead?

Hello, you do not know me personally. But I know everything concerning you. All of your facebook contact list, smartphone contatcts along with all the online activity in your computer from previous 157 days.

Me: LMAO. Why 157?

Which includes your masturbation video footage, which brings me to the main reason why I am crafting this specific e-mail to you.

Me: I am on tenterhooks!

Well, the last time you went to the porno websites, my spyware was activated in your personal computer which ended up documenting a beautiful footage of your masturbation play by triggering your web cam. you got a seriously odd preference btw lmafao I have got the full recording.

Me: What are “the porno websites”? LMAO.

Just in case you think I am playing around, simply reply proof and I will be forwarding the recording randomly to 10 people you’re friends with. It may end up being your friend, co workers, boss, mother and father I’m not sure! My software program will randomly choose the contact details. Would you be capable to gaze into anyone’s eyes again after it? I question that… But, doesn’t necessarily have to be that way. I would like to make you a one time, non negotiable offer. Buy $ 2000 in bitcoin and send it to the address below:

1*bitCoinkeyfOllowsheRE

[case SENSITIVE, copy and paste it and remove * from it ] If you don’t know how, lookup how to purchase bitcoin. Do not waste my valuable time ) If you send out this ‘donation’ (we will call it that?). Right after that, I will disappear and never ever contact you again. I will get rid of everything I’ve got concerning you. You may very well continue living your current normal day to day lifestyle with zero concerns. You’ve got 1 day to do so. Your time begins as quickly as you go through this mail. I have an one of a kind code that will inform me once you have read this mail therefore don’t attempt to play smart.

Me: LMAO so hard. (a) I have more than one friend and (b) my parents never had an online presence and (c) I can look anyone in the eyes. If I met you, could you say the same?

Me: You are, what is the word I am looking for…..? Oh yes, A FUCKING LOSER and actually yes, I AM SMARTER THAN YOU.

Movies to give a wide berth to in 2020

Tentatively, these are the movies to avoid in 2020

Bad Boys For Life

Dolittle

Birds of Prey: The Emancipation of Harley Quinn

Fantasy Island

Sonic The Hedgehog

A Quiet Place: Part II

Mulan

Peter Rabbit 2: The Runaway

Black Widow

Legally Blonde 3

Scoob!

Fast and Furious 9

The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run

Wonder Woman 1984

Candyman

Top Gun: Maverick

Minions: The Rise of Gru

Ghostbusters: Afterlife

The Purge 5

Bob’s Burgers

Escape Room 2

Bill and Ted Face the Music

The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard

The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It

The King’s Man

Venom 2

Death On The Nile

Snake Eyes

Godzilla vs Kong

Coming 2 America

West Side Story

The Croods 2

Tom and Jerry

My Movies in 2019

Movies I saw in 2019

Stan and Ollie

Fighting With My Family

Greta

Us

Long Shot

Trial By Fire

Booksmart

The Dead Don’t Die

Anna ( aka The Poor Man’s Red Sparrow )

Midsommar ( twice )

Crawl

The Art of Self Defense

Once Upon a Time In Hollywood

Scary Stories to Tell In The Dark

Ready or Not

The Farewell

Dora and the Lost City of Gold

Official Secrets

Ad Astra

The Shining

Joker

IT Chapter 2

Lucy In The Sky

Pain And Glory

The Lighthouse

Jojo Rabbit

Motherless Brooklyn

Midway

Ford vs Ferrari

Parasite

Queen and Slim

Waves

Bombshell

Knives Out

Little Women

Want to see some phishing domains?

in just one day...

@bricksnarl.icu
@childfail.icu
@coldday.icu
@descentcook.icu
@dilemmamass.icu
@dooroak.icu
@feestay.icu
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@goaltime.icu
@homecoin.icu
@husbandzone.icu
@jeweltail.icu
@liberaltree.icu
@linenpest.icu
@moralesilk.icu
@mysteryfault.icu
@oldageflat.icu
@politevain.icu
@postiron.icu
@poursay.icu
@proofold.icu
@queenfat.icu
@queueking.icu
@rentcase.icu
@ricehall.icu
@scoreslow.icu
@screentalk.icu
@silverlaw.icu
@singlearch.icu
@sitewood.icu
@snubrun.icu
@sodiumhalf.icu
@solvelimit.icu
@spellneck.icu
@spitstand.icu
@sumlane.icu
@sworddecay.icu
@taxman.icu
@teachbell.icu
@temptfolk.icu
@thawdesk.icu
@tissueoven.icu
@treadcrew.icu
@trenchknit.icu
@variantdate.icu
@virginpig.icu
@voicelion.icu
@volcanodrum.icu
@wandernest.icu
@wantlost.icu
@watchsite.icu
@weaponlong.icu
@worrypop.icu
@writeherb.icu
@yearmiss.icu

Pinterest has suspended my account

Fuck Pinterest. They have arbitrarily suspended my account. I never violate their assinine ToS rules. If I lose access to my personal photographs, I think I will take legal action.

Keanu Nahnu Puns.

Keanu Reeves' range of melted butters? They would they be Keanu Ghees.

 

The Schism

Is this really a thing? “The Fall of Man” or as David Icke calls it:

The Schism

“There was an energetic schism at the level of the metaphysical universe ( the waveform based information construct) and that as it was decoded through into this holographic reality, obviously mirrored in the holographic play-out world, the schism in the information construct.”

WHAT THE FUCK?

People pay money to hear David Icke speak for 10 hours at a time and this gibberish is what they get.

And it makes no sense because it is literally, nonsense.

PSA: You can ignore any emails you get like this one...

This is the body of an email received by a colleague today (word for word as received):

This account was infected! Renew the password this time!

You might not know me me and you are probably wondering why you are reading this particular letter, right?

I’m ahacker who openedyour emailand digital devicessome time ago.

Never try to msg me or find me, it is definitely not possible, because I forwarded an email using YOUR hacked account.

I’ve installed virus on the adult videos (porn) site and guess that you have vistited this site to have a good time (you know what I want to say)

Whilst you have been watching movies, your internet browser began operating like a RDP (Remote Control) having a keylogger that gave me the ability to access your monitor and network camera.

Afterward, my programgatheredall information.

You have put passcodes on the websites you visited, I caught them.

Needless to say, you are able to change each of them, or have already modified them.

Even so it doesn’t matter, my program updates needed data regularly.

What have I done?

I made a reserve copy of every your system. Of all files and each contact.

I formed a dual-screen movie. The 1^st section shows the video you were watching (you have got an interesting taste, wow…), and the second part demonstrates the tape from your camera.

What do you have to do?

Great, I think, 1000 USD will be a reasonable amount of money for this very little secret. You will make a payment by bitcoins (if you do not understand this, try to find “how to buy bitcoins in Google).

My bitcoin wallet address:

     [ Idiot Put The AdDreSS here ]

(It is cAsE sensitive, so copy and paste it ).

Warning:

You will have only 48 hours to perform the payment ( I have an exclusive pixel to this email, and at the moment I understand that you have read this email).

To monitorthe reading of a letterandthe activityin it, I utilize a Facebook pixel. Thanks to them.

(Anything thatcan be usedfor the authorities should helpus.)

In the even I fail to get bitcoins, I will undoubtedly transfer your video files to all your contacts, such as family members, co-workers, etc?

---||---

So let’s analyze this one together shall we?

Even if this guy had put a virus on a porn site ( and he has not ), Remote Desktop Protocol (RDP) on PCs is by default DISABLED, so he cannot have taken control of my internet browser and he cannot have installed a keylogger and he cannot at any time ever have had access to my camera because...I DON’T HAVE ONE.

Therefore anything he says about what he’s done is just complete fucking hogwash.

No capturing videos, so no “dual-screen movie”. So then his pathetic attempt at extortion via bitcoins is just laughable. And because he never got control of my PC, he cannot have my Contact List to threaten me with. And “I have installed a pixel”? LMAO. I don’t thing he knows what a pixel is nor what Facebook Pixel does. The sap. This email came via Russia and Japan using spoofed addresses.
He’s right about one thing, he is untraceable. But if you receive an email like this, it is 100% shitcanable and I suggest you do just that. And then laugh your ass off that this schmuck.

And 2019's list of crap to come...

Sequels, comic books and nonsense of all flavors.

Movies to avoid in 2019

The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part

Happy Death Day 2U

How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World

Captain Marvel

Dumbo

Pet Sematary

Hellboy

Marvel’s Avengers: Endgame

Pokemon Detective Pikachu

A Shaun the Sheep Movie: Farmageddon

John Wick: Chapter 3

Aladdin

Minecraft: The Movie

Godzilla: King of Monsters

The Secret Life of Pets 2

X-Men: Dark Phoenix

Men in Black: International

Shaft

The Grudge

Toy Story 4

Annabelle 3

Spider-Man: Far From Home

The Lion King

Dora the Explorer

The Angry Birds Movie 2

The Addams Family

Zombieland 2

Charlie’s Angels

Terminator

Sonic The Hedgehog

Kingsman 3

Frozen 2

Jumanji (Sequel)

Masters of The Universe

Cats

Star Wars: Episode IX

2018 - a few gems amongst the dreck

Movies I saw in 2018

Darkest Hour

The Post

Proud Mary

Black Panther

Annihilation

Red Sparrow

Vertigo

Unsane

Death of Stalin *

A Quiet Place *

You Were Never Really Here

Avengers: Infinity War

Beirut

Bad Samaritan

RGB

Pope Francis: A Man of His Word

Upgrade

Hotel Artemis

Hereditary

First Reformed

Equalizer 2

BlacKkKlansman

Slender Man

Puzzle

The Spy Who Dumped Me

Blood Fest

Mile 22

The Wife

The Little Stranger

Peppermint

A Simple Favor *

Fahrenheit 11/9

Assassination Nation *

Hell Fest

White Boy Rick

Bullitt

Bad Times at the El Royale

The Hate U Give *

Suspiria

Can You Ever Forgive Me?

A Private War

The Possession of Hannah Grace

The Favourite *

The Mule

When hackers attack your email server...

They try to find a valid account on your server by trying username combos like this.....

larry@mydomain.net

larry_w@mydomain.net

larry-w@mydomain.net

larry.w@mydomain.net

larryw@mydomain.net

larry_white@mydomain.net

larry-white@mydomain.net

larry.white@mydomain.net

larrywhite@mydomain.net

lw@mydomain.net

l_white@mydomain.net

l-white@mydomain.net

l.white@mydomain.net

lwhite@mydomain.net

white@mydomain.net

white_l@mydomain.net

white-l@mydomain.net

white.l@mydomain.net

whitel@mydomain.net

white_larry@mydomain.net

white-larry@mydomain.net

white.larry@mydomain.net

whitelarry@mydomain.net

wl@mydomain.net

w_larry@mydomain.net

w-larry@mydomain.net

w.larry@mydomain.net

wlarry@mydomain.net

Bastards.

Funniest Phishing Email Scam

These Phishing Scams are just too freaking funny.

BEWARE OF THIS EMAIL. BUT DON’T WORRY. THE TWAT IS JUST TRYING TO SCARE YOU.

EVERYTHING STATED AND BADLY MISSPELLED IN HERE IS JUST UTTERLY UNTRUE AND CAN BE IGNORED.

---||---

Subject: This account has been hacked! Change your password right now!

You may not know me and you are probably wondering why you are getting this e mail, right?

I'm a hacker who cracked your devices a few months ago.

Do not try to contact me or find me, it is impossible, since I sent you an email from YOUR hacked account.

I setup a malware on the adult vids (porno) web-site and guess what, you visited this site to have fun (you know what I mean).

While you were watching videos, your internet browser started out functioning as a RDP (Remote Control) having a keylogger which gave me accessibility to your screen and web cam.

After that, my software program obtained all of your contacts and files.

You entered a passwords on the websites you visited, and I intercepted it.

Of course you can will change it, or already changed it.

But it doesn't matter, my malware updated it every time. ** THIS IS MEANINGLESS **

What did I do?

I created a double-screen video. 1st part shows the video you were watching (you've got a good taste haha . . .), and 2nd part shows the recording of your web cam.

Do not try to find and destroy my virus! (All your data is already uploaded to a remote server)

Do not try to contact me (this is not feasible, I sent you an email from your account)

Various security services will not help you; formatting a disk or destroying a device will not help either, since your data is already on a remote server.

I guarantee you that I will not disturb you again after payment, as you are not my single victim. This is a hacker code of honor.

Don’t be mad at me, everyone has their own work.

exactly what should you do?

Well, in my opinion, $1000 (USD) is a fair price for our little secret. You'll make the payment by Bitcoin (if you do not know this, search "how to buy bitcoin" in Google).

My Bitcoin wallet Address:

blahBlahBlahdiblah0001 

(It is cAsE sensitive, so copy and paste it)

Important:

You have 48 hour in order to make the payment. (I've a unique pixel in this e mail, and at this moment I know that you have read through this email message). WHAT THE FUCK IS A “UNIQUE PIXEL”?

To track the reading of a message and the actions in it, I use the facebook pixel. ** MEANINGLESS **

Thanks to them. (Everything that is used for the authorities can help us.)

If I do not get the BitCoins, I will certainly send out your video recording to all of your contacts including relatives, coworkers, and so on. Having said that, if I receive the payment, I'll destroy the video immidiately.

If you need evidence, reply with "Yes!" and I will certainly send out your video recording to your 6 contacts. It is a non-negotiable offer, that being said don't waste my personal time and yours by responding to this message.

---||---

My reply:

Release the video then. I don’t care. No-one does.

Also I love he says “Don’t respond” and then says “Reply with “Yes!””. So funny.

Don't see these in 2018...

Movies to Avoid 2018 ( I know some may be OK, Paddington, Sicario )

Insidious: The Final Key

Paddington 2

Maze Runner: The Death Cure

Fifty Shades Freed

Death Wish

The Strangers: Prey at Night

Tomb Raider

7 Days at Entebbe

Pacific Rim: Uprising

Super Troopers 2

Avengers: Infinity War

Deadpool 2

Solo: A Star Wars Story

Ocean’s 8

The Incredibles 2

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

Sicario 2: Solado

The First Purge

Ant-Man and the Wasp

Hotel Transylvania 3

The Equalizer 2

Mama Mia! Here We Go Again

Mission Impossible: Fallout

Johnny English 3

A Star is Born

Goosebumps: Horrorland

Halloween

Mowgli

X-Men: Dark Pheonix

Dr. Seuss’ The Grinch

Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

Widows

Creed II

Ralph Breaks the Internet: Wreck-It Ralph 2

Robin Hood

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

Aquaman

Mary Poppins Returns

---||---

But, just say 'No' to Sequels, Comic Books, Reboots, Reimaginings, Remakes and ideas stolen from my TV childhood.

Movies I saw in 2017 - even shorter list than 2016.

And it was another crap year at the movies.

Movies I saw in 2017:

A Cure for Wellness

The Great Wall

Lion

The Founder

Get Out*

The Belko Experiment

Colossal

Free Fire

The Lost City of Z

It Comes at Night

Beatriz at Dinner

Baby Driver

Valarian and The City Of a Thousand Planets

Atomic Blonde

The Dark Tower

Wind River

The Hitman’s Bodyguard

Tulip Fever

Blade Runner 2049

American Made*

Suburbicon

The Foreigner

The Mountain Between Us

Three Billboards Outside of Ebbing, Missouri*

The Shape of Water

Molly’s Game*

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*The Best Of The Year

That which confuses me.

It used to be child abuse, but now we are in a full-on social media Mass Hysteria over sexual harassment. Just look what happened to Matt Damon when he commented on this issue.....

That being said, and realizing as a man I am stepping into a minefield here, I want to address the issue of "Why Now?"

Why Now? Why is this an exploding issue now?

It was over 15 years ago that I had my first company training on sexual harassment. It was mandatory and we were told it was company-wide and everyone had to participate. It went on your training records and if you put it off, your supervisor would see you hadn't done it and not complete your annual evaluation until you had.

Yes, it was that mandatory. AND additional training happened over the succeeding years as laws changed. AND that training was just as mandatory and unavoidable. The Corporate America I worked for comprehensively addressed sexual harassment as early as the year 2000.

And in that training we all learned about "Hostile Workplace" sexual harassment, which is basically "if someone feels uncomfortable, then that is harassment."

We learned that hostile workplace harassment is in the eye of the beholder. You as the guy ( and it usually is a guy ), have no recourse if someone goes to HR about you. So we were told "Don't even have a picture of your wife or girlfriend on your desk, just to be on the safe side. Especially not that cute one you took on vacation."

So my company over 15 years ago, knew this was an area ripe for accusations and they trained us all to not do ANYTHING at ANY TIME in ANY WAY that might be construed by ANYONE as contributing to a hostile workplace.

I guess HR wanted a quiet life.

So the point I am coming to is "Why Now?" And I am forced to draw one conclusion, And it is this....

Ordinary working stiffs have had sexual harassment training forever, and we knew that there could be serious repercussions over many perceived sleights by the harassed. So we took our training and we did what our companies asked. And we avoided, avoided, avoided anything that could make us open to accusations.

But what about all these people who are now so publicly accused? Why did they continue? Surely they all worked for someones company at some time? Gosh, even as contractors they got the training somewhere? Even running their own companies, the lawyers must have told them about the law and the consequences of accusations....

Why didn't they stop until 2017 when allegations became avalanches?

Could it be that it was because they were Big Shots and they thought the law did not apply to them?

"Don't you know who I am?" to the power of a google? The bullying "I can ruin you in this town" mentality?

I think it was that. They all deserve everything that's coming to them.

Grifters on the Instagram.

In the last few weeks I have been contacted by two people through social media who wanted me to be their "friend" based on my Instagram posts.

One came at me via Facebook Messenger and claimed to be the Page 3 Girl Lucy Pinder, but from her broken English, I know it really wasn't her.

In both cases I got lines about "Needing a normal friend" and "You seem a genuine person". You know, generalized sucking up.

Lucy kind of backed away after I didn't respond enthusiastically enough to her. But I have reached out to see if she still thinks I'm hooked.

Annabelle contacted me two days ago via Instagram. She quickly sent me her phone number ( 612 470-xxxx ) and we texted away; me telling her how lovely she was and her massaging my ego saying stuff like "You have a genuine heart" and nonsense like that.

Then of course, out came the "I am flat broke, my phone service is about to be cut off" ( so we would not be able to continue to text ) and "I need a $75 i-Phone gift card and no-one else will help me."

She was good, but I'm a 60 year old man and I know that a 34 year old woman is not randomly reaching out for friends on social media.

So then "Poof!", I blocked her phone number, deleted her texts and blocked her on Instagram.

On IG she trolls by the name of "sassyannabelle". So, Buyer Beware. Especially Olde Buyers.

Fuck Microsoft

Microsoft: YOUR DELISTING SERVICE IS BROKEN! Fix This!

Access denied, banned sending IP [AAA.BBB.CCC.DDD]. To request removal from this list please visit https://sender.office.com/ and follow the directions. For more information please go to http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkID=......

You are breaking Customers' E-faxing!

When I delist, the IP is not being removed. This has been happening ALL DAY. 7/24/17

I used to have to Delist once a month when I sent out invoices, now you've fucked up my IP permanently.

You need to fix this. And you need to fix it YESTERDAY.

Southern Baptist Convention: As Unchristian as they wanna be.

Yesterday, the Southern Baptist Convention hurriedly passed a resolution condemning white supremacy and the alt-right after a major backlash against the organization occurred when their leadership scuttled an initial and more strongly worded resolution against those ideologies.

At a news conference, Barrett Duke, a Southern Baptist leader who had led a committee that decided which resolutions should be considered for a vote, said the resolution as originally written contained inflammatory and broad language “potentially implicating” conservatives who do not support the “alt-right” movement.

Well Barrett, that's the point isn't it? Conservatives are not really Christians. To paraphrase George Carlin, they are just a group of people who meet up on Sundays to compare clothes and cars.

If a resolution so palpably right actually implicates your members, then surely you look at them with questions, not at the language of the statement that exposed them?

Hands up all those who were surprised by the SBC's initial stance.

My hand is down.

Dateline 05/17/17

Someone needs to tell Rush Limbaugh three things:-

1. Obama is no longer President.

2. Obama publicly commenting on an investigation which he thought to have no merit is way less serious than Trump trying to influence an ongoing investigation privately.

3. "Let it go" doesn't mean "investigate but don't prosecute", it means DROP THE INVESTIGATION. Plus, the fact that the investigation continues is a reflection of Comey's integrity and not of President Trump saying that the investigation should continue.

If we want to compare Obama's actions to Trump's, anyone with half a brain will see that what Trump is doing is far far worse.

Word

If someone says to you "Your voice is like smooth jazz", after your initial double take, it is perfectly acceptable to punch them in the nose and say "And your schnoz sounds like Nico McBrain's high hat".

Monica Crowley's book has been pulled

Monica Crowley, what went on in your head?
Oh, Ms. M.Crowley, did you talk to the dead?
Your life style to me seemed so tragic
With the thrill of it all
You fooled all the people with magic
Yeah, you waited on Murdoch's call

So Ms. M.Charming, did you think you were pure?
Shining PhD, in nocturnal rapport
Uncovering things that were sacred
Manifest on this Earth
Conceived in the eye of a secret
And they scattered the afterbirth

Ms. M.Crowley, won't you ride my white horse?
Ms. M.Crowley, it's symbolic, of course
Approaching a time that is classic
I hear that Fox Babes call
Approaching a time that is drastic
Standing with their backs to the wall

Was it polemically sent
l want to know what you meant
I want to know, I want to know what you meant, yeah

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No really. What did you think you were doing?