Monday, August 08, 2016

One of The Best Jokes Ever

A shortsighted man accidentally walks into the pet shop next door to an electrical appliance store where he was intending to make a purchase. On seeing a young man who seemingly worked there he asked:

"Excuse me young man, but do you have an infrared griller?"

To which the young man ( who was very keen to make a sale ) replied:

"No, I'm afraid not Sir, but we do have this lovely ultraviolet chimpanzee."

Monday, August 01, 2016

New FitBit daily record for me