Gaetz - a limerick

I know of a man called Gaetz, Matt

Who doesn’t know where the line’s at;

He’s known on Venmo

To pay for a ho-ho

But soon he’ll be producing warm scat.

A Limerick for Fredo

There once was a governor’s brother called Fredo

Who would waffle even more than an Eggo;

So he took a vacation

To save his reputation

But he knew deep down, that he had to go.

Bye bye Governor Cuomo

There once was a Governor called Cuomo;

Who read a damning report and said “Oh no! 

I’m up shit creek and canyons 

Because I’m like all handsy Italians!’ 

And then he realized he just had to go.

Grealish

There once was a player called Grealish

Who in every tackle never was squeamish,

A player so fine

You had to opine

“He was right at the top of Pep’s wishlist”

Yes. It is THAT day.

There once with a man with a birthday

Who though that ignoring it held sway

Over the goblins and ghouls

And unabashed fools

Who kept giving him Best Wishes anyway.

Limerick of the week.

There once was a UFC fighter

Who thought “There’s a gymnast but I’ll right her;

I’ll tell her whats she’s doing’s a farce

And she needs a kick in the arse;

Because punching people in the head makes me wiser”