Movies to avoid in 2021 - There's been a Shit Build Up

Movies to avoid in 2021 – as every year, remakes, reboots, re-imaginings, sequels, stuff stolen from the TV of my childhood, shit with Mel Gibson in it, the ideas deserts that are comic book movies and Matt Damon as Jason Bourne.

Cinderella

BLITHE SPIRIT???????

Tom and Jerry

Coming 2 America

Masters of The Universe

The Boss Baby: Family Business

Peter Rabbit 2: The Runaway

Bob’s Burgers

Mortal Kombat

A Quiet Place 2

Godzilla vs Kong

Spiral: From The Book of Saw

Cruella

Fast and Furious 9

The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It
Ghostbusters: Afterlife

Venom: Let There Be Carnage

Minions: the Rise of Gru

Top Gun: Maverick

The Forever Purge

Space Jam 2: A New Legacy

Hotel Transylvania 4

The Suicide Squad (?????)

Don’t Breathe 2

The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard

Candyman

Jackass 4

Death on the Nail

Halloween Kills

Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins

Clifford The Big Red Dog

Spider-Man 3

Mission: Impossible 7

West Side Story

The Matrix 4

Sing 2

ONE EXCEPTION TO THESE RULES = DUNE

Limerick

There once was a man who wouldn’t go

Even though the electorate told him to.

When they cried “Leave, you really ought”

He heard “Take your case to the Supreme Court.

Where 17 AGs will reap what you sow.

The Collinsworth Limerick

There was was a man called Cris Collinsworth 
Who seemed to not know women walked the Earth, 
And they know schemes and plays! 
Are we in the Last Days? 
I'm sure he can find us the Bible verse.

Limericks gegen Rodney Howard-Browne

ONE

There once was a pastor so rank 

He conned while the economy sank; 
"Just send us your money" 
"To me and my honey" "
And we'll laugh all the way to the bank"

TWO

There once was a man with no civility 

Who simply leached off of Christ's pure humility 

He lied to his flocks 

Just to make the big bucks 

We all know where he's spending eternity.

THREE

There once was a man in Tampa Bay 

Who just milked his "flock" to make hay. 

He distorted and lied 

Until Jesus cried 

"You''re so burning on Judgment Day".

FOUR

To be blocked by a man known as Rodney 

Is enough to make a man say: "Sod me!" 

"My life is on track" 

"Not seeing the cack"

 "He spews into the world all around me".

FIVE

There once a man from South Africa. 

Who said "I've never been happier" 

"Putting down a black President" 

"Like a 'Whites Only' resident" 

"As a pastor I've never been tackier"

More Haikus

The counting drags on 

Over hump into the dark; 

Empty screaming Dark  

Presidents, they fail; 

Time, opportunities slip. 

Nothing is achieved. 

Thanksgiving arrives, 

Families remain apart; 

And a virus smiles.  

They count and they count; 

Then they sleep for a few hours. 

And find more ballots. 

The weekend comes on; 

A ball lands in an endzone. 

Many beers are drunk.