Limericks are Great

There once was a Senator called Cruz, 
Who scurried around for a muse. 
He wrapped a rifle barrel in bacon 
Like a rightist’s true blazon 
And yet he can’t understand why the GOP lose.

Pun of the Year?

I know I shouldn't brag, this being one of mine.....

I hear the BBC might remake the Gormenghast TV show; Hugh Grant is a tremendous fan and has begged the producers for a part, a Flay Grant if you will.

But methinks this has some merit.