Want to remember the US Presidents?

When A Joke Made Me A Joker,
Van Held The Poker,
The Fiery Poker.

But Long John Goose Had Gone
And Chased His Crazy Moose
‘Round The West Hollering,

“Can’t Help Rinse Those Empty Kettles Just Now, Friend."

Come ‘Round By Charlie’s Bed Often Tiny! 

(or: Colanders Rinse Bad Cabbage Best, Obviously Traditional)

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Washington, Adams, Jefferson, Madison, Monroe, (Quincy) Adams, Jackson,
Van Buren, Harrison, Tyler, Polk,
Taylor, Fillmore, Pierce,
Buchanan, Lincoln, Johnson, Grant, Hayes, Garfield,
Arthur, Cleveland, Harrison, Cleveland, McKinley,
Roosevelt, Taft, Wilson, Harding,
Coolidge, Hoover, Roosevelt, Truman, Eisenhower, Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon, Ford,
Carter, Reagan, Bush, Clinton, Bush, Obama, Trump

Want to remember the Kings and Queens of England?

Well try this...

Willie, Willie, Harry, Stee,

Harry, Dick, John, Harry 3.

1, 2, 3, Neds, Richard 2.

Henry 4, 5, 6,

Then who?

Edwards 4, 5,

Dick the Bad.

Harries Twain

And Ned the Lad.

Mary. Lizzie,

James the Vain,

Charlie, Charlie,

James again.

William and Mary, Anna G’loria

4 Georges,

William,

And Victoria.

Edward Seven, Georgie Five,

Edward,

George,

And Liz (alive).

How's it doin'?

You know I got these snakes

And I cannot lie

They'll bite you in the ass

Just to watch you die.

They ain't all like that

Some are slick and smooth

Like a cat in a club

Wanting into your goove.

There's a limit to venom

You know that's true

Some might take you to heaven

But only if you want to.

Got a bad reputation

For doing some harm

Cuz we live in a nation

Where we don't do calm.

There's no correlation 

Between a bite from an asp

When the envenomation's

already in your grasp.

You'll die from your paucity

You'll die in pain

In the heart of a poor city

You know who's to blame.