Wednesday, January 25, 2023

Let's start off 2023 with an extortion demand.

Oh heavens, a classic you-watch-porn blackmail pitch. And btw my criminal friend, your

English is total shit.



Greetings!



I have to share bad news with you. Approximately a few months ago, I gained access to your

devices, which you use for internet browsing.

After that, I have started tracking your internet activities.



Here is the sequence of events:


Some time ago, I purchased access to email accounts from hackers (nowadays, it
is quite

simple to buy it online). I have easily managed to log in to your email account

oldbolxxxbrokefl@gmail.c0m.



One week later, I have already installed the Cobalt Strike "Beacon" on the Operating Systems

of all the devices you use to access your email. It was not hard at all (since you were

following the links from your inbox emails). All ingenious is simple. :).

Ooooh scary name “Cobalt Strike Beacon”!! And btw, that sentence makes no sense.



This software provides me with access to all your devices controllers (e.g., your microphone,

video camera, and keyboard). I have downloaded all your information, data, photos, videos,

documents, files, web browsing history to my servers. I have access to all your messengers,

social networks, emails, chat history, and contacts list. Er...no you don’t.



My virus continuously refreshes the signatures (it is driver-based) and hence remains invisible

for antivirus software. Likewise, I guess by now you understand why I have stayed

undetected until this letter. Again, gibberish.



While gathering information about you, I have discovered that you are a  big fan of adult

websites. You love visiting porn websites and watching exciting videos while enduring an

enormous amount of pleasure. Well, I have managed to record a number of your dirty

scenes and montaged a few videos, which show how you masturbate and reach orgasms.



enduring”? That is s strange word you choose.

If you have doubts, I can make a few clicks of my mouse, and all your videos will be shared

with your friends, colleagues, and relatives. Considering the specificity of the videos you like

to watch (you perfectly know what I mean), it will cause a real catastrophe for you.



Oh I have my doubts. Click away. I dare you.


I also have no issue at all with making them available for public access (leaked and exposed

all data). General Data Protection Regulation (GDPR): Under the rules of the law, you face a

heavy fine or arrest. No I don’t. No such regulation. You are the one committing the crimes here.


I guess you don't want that to happen. Frankly, I don’t give a fuck mate.



Let's settle it this way:


You transfer 1.5 Bitcoin ( $34,044 at today’s exchange rate ) to me and once the transfer is

received, I will delete all this dirty stuff right away. After that, we will forget about each other. I

also promise to deactivate and delete all the harmful software from your devices. Trust me. I

keep my word. No you don’t. You are a criminal.



That is a fair deal, and the price is relatively low, considering that I have been checking out

your profile and traffic for some time by now. If you don't know how to purchase and transfer

Bitcoin – you can use any modern search engine.



You need to send that amount here Bitcoin wallet:


bc1qqj2td566nfuck4z0youdxeql2in5theqassdk



(The price is not negotiable)


You have 5 days in order to make the payment from the moment you opened this email.



Do not try to find and destroy my virus! (All your data is already uploaded to a remote server).


Do not try to contact me. Various security services will not help you;formatting a disk or

destroying a device will not help either, since your data is already on a remote server.





This is an APT Hacking Group. Don't be mad at me, everyone has their own work.


I will monitor your every move until I get paid. Good luck with that.


If you keep your end of the agreement, you won't hear from me ever again.



Everything will be done fairly!

Extortion by its very definition cannot be done fairly. You sad cunt.


Friday, January 20, 2023

Going to the movies came back in 2022

What I saw in 2022



The Tragedy of Macbeth


The Cursed

The Worst Person in the World

Studio 666

Death on the Nail

The Outfit

X

Infinite Storm

Umma


Everything Everywhere All At Once


The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent


The Northman


Men


Benediction

Crimes of the Future


Benedetta ( Streaming )


Elvis

The Black Phone


The Forgiven

Mr Malcolm’s List


Top Gun: Maverick


The Gray Man

Nope

Vengeance

Fall

Breaking

Honk for Jesus. Save Your Soul.


Barbarian

Pearl

Medieval

See How They Run

Moonage Daydream



Don’t Worry Darling

Smile

Amsterdam

Ticket to Paradise

Triangle of Sadness

Tar

The Banshees of Inisherin

Violent Night

Empire of Light

Avatar: The Way of Water

The Whale


Hellraiser ( hulu streaming )

Tuesday, January 10, 2023

First Limerick for 2023

There once was a Speaker called McCarthy,
Who it was said just liked to party,
With Trump at Mar-a-Lago
Pushing a hard Cuban embargo
With a boatload of Latinas, all tarty.