Wednesday, August 19, 2009

GI Joe

This movie so wanted to be about Sienna Miller's cleavage, but alas the PG-13 rating meant that the camera could only pan past it and not lovingly linger.


The characters in this movie, ( good or bad ) were one dimensional and wholly unengaging. I really didn't care who lived or who died.

I really thought this entire movie was a waste of my time. In the end I felt beaten down by the CGI. And effects can't be an entire reason for a movie.

That's why this sucked and the upcoming 2012 looks so bad.

New favorite religious loon on the radio

Check out Sid Roth. I swear this week he had a guest on his "show" who said that God had supernaturally, during a church event, given people GOLD TEETH !!

Why would God do gold and grills?

Surely if God is in the dentistry business, he'd just give you a perfect set of what he designed in the first place?

Doesn't God giving out gold teeth imply his original design is somehow inferior? So God made a mistake with "natural" teeth and now he has had a chance to think things over he really prefers gold over enamel?

This is just one example from Mr Roth's radio show. If you listen everyday, you'll hear something just as outrageous.

Please click on the title of this blog entry to link to Mr Roth's website.

Durian Fruit

Last week someone at work ( Thanks Danh! ) gave me a stinky durian fruit to try.


Oh my! Even after it had been kept in the refridgerator at work in a sealed solid plastic box and wrapped around with two plastic bags, once the package was removed from the coolness, the smell was noticeable. It was noticeable and it was VERY BAD.

As others have described it before me, it smelled like something had died and was rotting, but with a hint of mustiness - like this thing had been rotting for a long long time. And the smell is strong, almost overpowering in what can only be described as its foulness.

So I drove the durian home and put it in my freezer ( as wrapped ) and inside a further small sealed cooler.

The next day, I transferred it to the main part of the refridgerator to thaw it out ( it had frozen solid ) and I went to work, with the intention of eating it that night.

When I got home, my refridgerator upper shelf smelled real bad.

So I put the cooler in the car along with a bottle of soda and drove out to a local park with the intention of eating this foul smelling thing as far from people as possible. In Indonesia, you can't take these things into hotels or on public transport. I didn't need my neighbors complaining to the Home Owners Association.

When I got to the park and opened up all the packaging, the smell was horrible, putrid and really unpleasant. But I persevered, unwrapped the very very soft fruit ( Hmm ripe! ) and without breathing in through my nose, I took a big bite.......


It was wonderful - just as some colleagues described - like a sweet pudding, with a hint of garlic and onion. Somehow the lovely taste completely negated the smell. While eating it, I had no sense of the rotten smell at all. The taste was all pervasive and actually, pretty damn great.

As you can see below, I ate it all up.....


Andrew Zimmern on the show "Bizarre Foods" has totally fallen in my estimation - he spat it out after one taste and said "never again".

I think the people who loathe this fruit somehow either physically still smell it while eating it or, and this is more likely, they come in predisposed to not liking the taste because the taste and the smell MUST be connected right?

Except, in the weirdest of ways as I can attest, the smell and the taste are not connected at all.

What a great experience this was.

PS I left the little cooler in my car. Four days later, someone remarked while putting a tennis racket in the trunk, "What is that smell?". I grinned inanely.

And the smell in the refidgerator? That went away when I stirred the open container of baking soda for a bit.

Sunday, August 16, 2009

What is irritating me

The numbnuts advertising agency who "re-branded" the Sci Fi Channel as SyFy and the executives at that channel who went to all the meetings, sat trough all the presentations and then still gave the green light to such a monumentally stupid marketing decision.

And one of the reasons given was "newer overseas markets don't even know what 'Sci Fi' is."

That's a crock for one good reason :-

Geekdom transcends national borders. The people who like it know what "Sci Fi" is. And if the executives at SyFy don't know that, then they should not be executives at any channel showing Science Fiction content.

All they have done is piss off their core viewing audience with a marketing gimmick so lame that it is difficult to put into words how much damage this change has wrought. I hope they get crapped on by a fleet of Arcturan stunt pigs.

And the name "SyFy"? Pretentious and horrible, like "SoBe" here in South Florida but without anyone being interested in it.

And also of course ( to alienate geeks even more ), so very gay looking - like an Ikea name for a wooden spoon.

Truth In Advertising

Today on one of my C-SPAN channels, Fox news shill Monica Crowley was interviewing an "author", Brian Jennings who has written a book about the supposed coming censorship of talk radio.

She finally got around to asking if the Obama administration would out and out reintroduce the Fairness Doctrine" or bring it back in some sneakier form and Mr Jennings response was ( and I kid you not ) :-

"If they do, then they can expect a tea party that is incredulous".

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Yes. "Incredulous". As in :-

Incredulous: Adjective: unwilling to admit or accept what is offered as true.

Now a tea party is just an event. In and of itself, it can't be incredulous. The people participating might be, but if the doctrine was reintroduced even they have to accept what is being offered is true, otherwise why protest?

So Mr Jennings gets the quotation remarks around "author" because he doesn't know "incredulous" from "incredible".

What a sad sack Mr Jennings really is.