ONE
There once was a pastor so rank
He conned while the economy sank;
"Just send us your money"
"To me and my honey" "
And we'll laugh all the way to the bank"
"Just send us your money"
"To me and my honey" "
And we'll laugh all the way to the bank"
TWO
There once was a man with no civility
Who simply leached off of Christ's pure humility
He lied to his flocks
Just to make the big bucks
We all know where he's spending eternity.
THREE
There once was a man in Tampa Bay
Who just milked his "flock" to make hay.
He distorted and lied
Until Jesus cried
"You''re so burning on Judgment Day".
FOUR
To be blocked by a man known as Rodney
Is enough to make a man say: "Sod me!"
"My life is on track"
"Not seeing the cack"
"He spews into the world all around me".
FIVE
There once a man from South Africa.
Who said "I've never been happier"
"Putting down a black President"
"Like a 'Whites Only' resident"
"As a pastor I've never been tackier"
