Tuesday, December 15, 2020

Movies to avoid in 2021 - There's been a Shit Build Up

Movies to avoid in 2021 – as every year, remakes, reboots, re-imaginings, sequels, stuff stolen from the TV of my childhood, shit with Mel Gibson in it, the ideas deserts that are comic book movies and Matt Damon as Jason Bourne.


Cinderella

BLITHE SPIRIT???????

Tom and Jerry

Coming 2 America

Masters of The Universe

The Boss Baby: Family Business

Peter Rabbit 2: The Runaway

Bob’s Burgers

Mortal Kombat

A Quiet Place 2

Godzilla vs Kong

Spiral: From The Book of Saw

Cruella

Fast and Furious 9

The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It
Ghostbusters: Afterlife

Venom: Let There Be Carnage

Minions: the Rise of Gru

Top Gun: Maverick

The Forever Purge

Space Jam 2: A New Legacy

Hotel Transylvania 4

The Suicide Squad (?????)

Don’t Breathe 2

The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard

Candyman

Jackass 4

Death on the Nail

Halloween Kills

Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins

Clifford The Big Red Dog

Spider-Man 3

Mission: Impossible 7

West Side Story

The Matrix 4

Sing 2


ONE EXCEPTION TO THESE RULES = DUNE

Thursday, December 10, 2020

Limerick

There once was a man who wouldn’t go
Even though the electorate told him to.
When they cried “Leave, you really ought”
He heard “Take your case to the Supreme Court.

Where 17 AGs will reap what you sow.

Thursday, December 03, 2020

The Collinsworth Limerick

There was was a man called Cris Collinsworth 
Who seemed to not know women walked the Earth, 
And they know schemes and plays! 
Are we in the Last Days? 
I'm sure he can find us the Bible verse.

Limericks gegen Rodney Howard-Browne

ONE
There once was a pastor so rank 
He conned while the economy sank; 
"Just send us your money" 
"To me and my honey" "
And we'll laugh all the way to the bank"

TWO
There once was a man with no civility 
Who simply leached off of Christ's pure humility 
He lied to his flocks 
Just to make the big bucks 
We all know where he's spending eternity.

THREE
There once was a man in Tampa Bay 
Who just milked his "flock" to make hay. 
He distorted and lied 
Until Jesus cried 
"You''re so burning on Judgment Day".

FOUR
To be blocked by a man known as Rodney 
Is enough to make a man say: "Sod me!" 
"My life is on track" 
"Not seeing the cack"
 "He spews into the world all around me".

FIVE
There once a man from South Africa. 
Who said "I've never been happier" 
"Putting down a black President" 
"Like a 'Whites Only' resident" 
"As a pastor I've never been tackier"

More Haikus

The counting drags on 
Over hump into the dark; 
Empty screaming Dark  

Presidents, they fail; 
Time, opportunities slip. 
Nothing is achieved. 

Thanksgiving arrives, 
Families remain apart; 
And a virus smiles.  

They count and they count; 
Then they sleep for a few hours. 
And find more ballots. 

The weekend comes on; 
A ball lands in an endzone. 
Many beers are drunk.

Wednesday, October 07, 2020

Haikus of Despair

 

A debate tonight
And as California burns
We spend our last pence.

#HaikuChallenge


Behind a glass screen
Spittle flies, policy dies
And a Country weeps.

#HaikuChallenge


Heroes just show up
Leaders preen, but only that.
And jobs go away.

#HaikuChallenge


Lemmy and Eddie.
Together. Ripping God’s ears.
Making angels dance.

#HaikuChallenge


He won; no she won
A Neolib shapeshifter
Or seller of doves?

#HaikuChallenge

Monday, August 31, 2020

Melissa's Race to Battle Brain Cancer

Melissa's Race to Battle Brain Cancer: Melissa's Race to Battle Brain Cancer is on Thursday July 16, 2020 to Thursday September 10, 2020.

Thursday, June 25, 2020

Want to remember the US Presidents?

When A Joke Made Me A Joker,
Van Held The Poker,
The Fiery Poker.

But Long John Goose Had Gone
And Chased His Crazy Moose
‘Round The West Hollering,

“Can’t Help Rinse Those Empty Kettles Just Now, Friend."

Come ‘Round By Charlie’s Bed Often Tiny! 

(or: Colanders Rinse Bad Cabbage Best, Obviously Traditional)


---||---


  • Washington, Adams, Jefferson, Madison, Monroe, (Quincy) Adams, Jackson,
  • Van Buren, Harrison, Tyler, Polk,
  • Taylor, Fillmore, Pierce,
  • Buchanan, Lincoln, Johnson, Grant, Hayes, Garfield,
  • Arthur, Cleveland, Harrison, Cleveland, McKinley,
  • Roosevelt, Taft, Wilson, Harding,
  • Coolidge, Hoover, Roosevelt, Truman, Eisenhower, Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon, Ford,
  • Carter, Reagan, Bush, Clinton, Bush, Obama, Trump

Wednesday, June 24, 2020

Want to remember the Kings and Queens of England?

Well try this...


Willie, Willie, Harry, Stee,
Harry, Dick, John, Harry 3.
1, 2, 3, Neds, Richard 2.
Henry 4, 5, 6,

Then who?

Edwards 4, 5,
Dick the Bad.
Harries Twain
And Ned the Lad.

Mary. Lizzie,
James the Vain,
Charlie, Charlie,
James again.

William and Mary, Anna G’loria
4 Georges,
William,
And Victoria.

Edward Seven, Georgie Five,
Edward,
George,
And Liz (alive).

Sunday, June 14, 2020

How's it doin'?

You know I got these snakes
And I cannot lie
They'll bite you in the ass
Just to watch you die.

They ain't all like that
Some are slick and smooth
Like a cat in a club
Wanting into your goove.

There's a limit to venom
You know that's true
Some might take you to heaven
But only if you want to.

Got a bad reputation
For doing some harm
Cuz we live in a nation
Where we don't do calm.

There's no correlation 
Between a bite from an asp
When the envenomation's
already in your grasp.

You'll die from your paucity
You'll die in pain
In the heart of a poor city
You know who's to blame.

Monday, May 18, 2020

EPIC FAIL: Got another "We switched on your webcam" scam email


Email Subject: I am aware, xxxxxxx, is your password

I require your full attention for the up coming 24 hours. Or I may make sure you that you live out of embarrassment for the rest of your existence.

Me: LMAO. Can I live out of the trunk of my car instead?

Hello, you do not know me personally. But I know everything concerning you. All of your facebook contact list, smartphone contatcts along with all the online activity in your computer from previous 157 days.

Me: LMAO. Why 157?

Which includes your masturbation video footage, which brings me to the main reason why I am crafting this specific e-mail to you.

Me: I am on tenterhooks!

Well, the last time you went to the porno websites, my spyware was activated in your personal computer which ended up documenting a beautiful footage of your masturbation play by triggering your web cam. you got a seriously odd preference btw lmafao I have got the full recording.

Me: What are “the porno websites”? LMAO.

Just in case you think I am playing around, simply reply proof and I will be forwarding the recording randomly to 10 people you’re friends with. It may end up being your friend, co workers, boss, mother and father I’m not sure! My software program will randomly choose the contact details. Would you be capable to gaze into anyone’s eyes again after it? I question that… But, doesn’t necessarily have to be that way. I would like to make you a one time, non negotiable offer. Buy $ 2000 in bitcoin and send it to the address below:

1*bitCoinkeyfOllowsheRE

[case SENSITIVE, copy and paste it and remove * from it ] If you don’t know how, lookup how to purchase bitcoin. Do not waste my valuable time ) If you send out this ‘donation’ (we will call it that?). Right after that, I will disappear and never ever contact you again. I will get rid of everything I’ve got concerning you. You may very well continue living your current normal day to day lifestyle with zero concerns. You’ve got 1 day to do so. Your time begins as quickly as you go through this mail. I have an one of a kind code that will inform me once you have read this mail therefore don’t attempt to play smart.

Me: LMAO so hard. (a) I have more than one friend and (b) my parents never had an online presence and (c) I can look anyone in the eyes. If I met you, could you say the same?

Me: You are, what is the word I am looking for…..? Oh yes, A FUCKING LOSER and actually yes, I AM SMARTER THAN YOU.

Wednesday, January 08, 2020

Movies to give a wide berth to in 2020


Tentatively, these are the movies to avoid in 2020

Bad Boys For Life
Dolittle
Birds of Prey: The Emancipation of Harley Quinn
Fantasy Island
Sonic The Hedgehog
A Quiet Place: Part II
Mulan
Peter Rabbit 2: The Runaway
Black Widow
Legally Blonde 3
Scoob!
Fast and Furious 9
The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run
Wonder Woman 1984
Candyman
Top Gun: Maverick
Minions: The Rise of Gru
Ghostbusters: Afterlife
The Purge 5
Bob’s Burgers
Escape Room 2
Bill and Ted Face the Music
The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard
The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It
The King’s Man
Venom 2
Death On The Nile
Snake Eyes
Godzilla vs Kong
Coming 2 America
West Side Story
The Croods 2
Tom and Jerry

Friday, January 03, 2020

My Movies in 2019


Movies I saw in 2019

Stan and Ollie
Fighting With My Family
Greta
Us
Long Shot
Trial By Fire

Booksmart

The Dead Don’t Die
Anna ( aka The Poor Man’s Red Sparrow )

Midsommar ( twice )

Crawl
The Art of Self Defense
Once Upon a Time In Hollywood
Scary Stories to Tell In The Dark
Ready or Not
The Farewell
Dora and the Lost City of Gold
Official Secrets
Ad Astra
The Shining

Joker

IT Chapter 2
Lucy In The Sky
Pain And Glory
The Lighthouse

Jojo Rabbit

Motherless Brooklyn
Midway
Ford vs Ferrari
Parasite
Queen and Slim
Waves
Bombshell
Knives Out
Little Women

Wednesday, December 18, 2019

Want to see some phishing domains?

in just one day...

@bricksnarl.icu
@childfail.icu
@coldday.icu
@descentcook.icu
@dilemmamass.icu
@dooroak.icu
@feestay.icu
@geneticjam.icu
@goaltime.icu
@homecoin.icu
@husbandzone.icu
@jeweltail.icu
@liberaltree.icu
@linenpest.icu
@moralesilk.icu
@mysteryfault.icu
@oldageflat.icu
@politevain.icu
@postiron.icu
@poursay.icu
@proofold.icu
@queenfat.icu
@queueking.icu
@rentcase.icu
@ricehall.icu
@scoreslow.icu
@screentalk.icu
@silverlaw.icu
@singlearch.icu
@sitewood.icu
@snubrun.icu
@sodiumhalf.icu
@solvelimit.icu
@spellneck.icu
@spitstand.icu
@sumlane.icu
@sworddecay.icu
@taxman.icu
@teachbell.icu
@temptfolk.icu
@thawdesk.icu
@tissueoven.icu
@treadcrew.icu
@trenchknit.icu
@variantdate.icu
@virginpig.icu
@voicelion.icu
@volcanodrum.icu
@wandernest.icu
@wantlost.icu
@watchsite.icu
@weaponlong.icu
@worrypop.icu
@writeherb.icu
@yearmiss.icu

Sunday, August 11, 2019

Pinterest has suspended my account

Fuck Pinterest. They have arbitrarily suspended my account. I never violate their assinine ToS rules. If I lose access to my personal photographs, I think I will take legal action.

Monday, June 10, 2019

Keanu Nahnu Puns.

Keanu Reeves' range of melted butters? They would they be Keanu Ghees.

 

Friday, May 03, 2019

The Schism


Is this really a thing? “The Fall of Man” or as David Icke calls it:

The Schism

“There was an energetic schism at the level of the metaphysical universe ( the waveform based information construct) and that as it was decoded through into this holographic reality, obviously mirrored in the holographic play-out world, the schism in the information construct.”

WHAT THE FUCK?

People pay money to hear David Icke speak for 10 hours at a time and this gibberish is what they get.

And it makes no sense because it is literally, nonsense.


Wednesday, April 03, 2019

PSA: You can ignore any emails you get like this one...

This is the body of an email received by a colleague today (word for word as received):


This account was infected! Renew the password this time!
You might not know me me and you are probably wondering why you are reading this particular letter, right?
I’m ahacker who openedyour emailand digital devicessome time ago.
Never try to msg me or find me, it is definitely not possible, because I forwarded an email using YOUR hacked account.
I’ve installed virus on the adult videos (porn) site and guess that you have vistited this site to have a good time (you know what I want to say)
Whilst you have been watching movies, your internet browser began operating like a RDP (Remote Control) having a keylogger that gave me the ability to access your monitor and network camera.
Afterward, my programgatheredall information.
You have put passcodes on the websites you visited, I caught them.
Needless to say, you are able to change each of them, or have already modified them.
Even so it doesn’t matter, my program updates needed data regularly.
What have I done?
I made a reserve copy of every your system. Of all files and each contact.
I formed a dual-screen movie. The 1st section shows the video you were watching (you have got an interesting taste, wow…), and the second part demonstrates the tape from your camera.
What do you have to do?
Great, I think, 1000 USD will be a reasonable amount of money for this very little secret. You will make a payment by bitcoins (if you do not understand this, try to find “how to buy bitcoins in Google).
My bitcoin wallet address:

     [ Idiot Put The AdDreSS here ]

(It is cAsE sensitive, so copy and paste it ).
Warning:
You will have only 48 hours to perform the payment ( I have an exclusive pixel to this email, and at the moment I understand that you have read this email).
To monitorthe reading of a letterandthe activityin it, I utilize a Facebook pixel. Thanks to them.
(Anything thatcan be usedfor the authorities should helpus.)
In the even I fail to get bitcoins, I will undoubtedly transfer your video files to all your contacts, such as family members, co-workers, etc?

---||---

So let’s analyze this one together shall we?

Even if this guy had put a virus on a porn site ( and he has not ), Remote Desktop Protocol (RDP) on PCs is by default DISABLED, so he cannot have taken control of my internet browser and he cannot have installed a keylogger and he cannot at any time ever have had access to my camera because...I DON’T HAVE ONE.

Therefore anything he says about what he’s done is just complete fucking hogwash.

No capturing videos, so no “dual-screen movie”. So then his pathetic attempt at extortion via bitcoins is just laughable. And because he never got control of my PC, he cannot have my Contact List to threaten me with. And “I have installed a pixel”? LMAO. I don’t thing he knows what a pixel is nor what Facebook Pixel does. The sap. This email came via Russia and Japan using spoofed addresses.
He’s right about one thing, he is untraceable. But if you receive an email like this, it is 100% shitcanable and I suggest you do just that. And then laugh your ass off that this schmuck.

Tuesday, January 08, 2019

And 2019's list of crap to come...

Sequels, comic books and nonsense of all flavors.
Movies to avoid in 2019

The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part
Happy Death Day 2U
How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World
Captain Marvel
Dumbo
Pet Sematary
Hellboy
Marvel’s Avengers: Endgame
Pokemon Detective Pikachu
A Shaun the Sheep Movie: Farmageddon
John Wick: Chapter 3
Aladdin
Minecraft: The Movie
Godzilla: King of Monsters
The Secret Life of Pets 2
X-Men: Dark Phoenix
Men in Black: International
Shaft
The Grudge
Toy Story 4
Annabelle 3
Spider-Man: Far From Home
The Lion King
Dora the Explorer
The Angry Birds Movie 2
The Addams Family
Zombieland 2
Charlie’s Angels
Terminator
Sonic The Hedgehog
Kingsman 3
Frozen 2
Jumanji (Sequel)
Masters of The Universe
Cats
Star Wars: Episode IX



2018 - a few gems amongst the dreck


Movies I saw in 2018

Darkest Hour
The Post
Proud Mary
Black Panther
Annihilation
Red Sparrow

Vertigo

Unsane
Death of Stalin *
A Quiet Place *
You Were Never Really Here
Avengers: Infinity War
Beirut
Bad Samaritan

RGB
Pope Francis: A Man of His Word

Upgrade
Hotel Artemis
Hereditary
First Reformed
Equalizer 2
BlacKkKlansman
Slender Man
Puzzle
The Spy Who Dumped Me
Blood Fest
Mile 22
The Wife
The Little Stranger
Peppermint
A Simple Favor *
Fahrenheit 11/9
Assassination Nation *
Hell Fest
White Boy Rick

Bullitt

Bad Times at the El Royale
The Hate U Give *
Suspiria
Can You Ever Forgive Me?
A Private War
The Possession of Hannah Grace
The Favourite *
The Mule