Tuesday, April 18, 2023

Phishing 17th April 2023

It is you who is guilty of getting into current situation because of ur levity in relation to the security of your device. Of course, it is not for me to judge men who are dependent on their guilty pleasures. You have certainly shocked me by ur masturbation which I observed through ur webcam. The whole contact list from ur mail will get the dirt with your vile hobbies, that is what I can guarantee, what to do is entirely up to u. 

Here 1MB6VM4XQcaBcJmiCMvZwCwZzgCXXXXXXX Bitcoin, and I think that 1299 usd is fair for u, and forty six hours are more than enough for that take advantage of the opportunity and fix the problem with less bloodshed.

Monday, April 17, 2023

Limerick 2023

There once was a man called DeSantis,

Who made people shout “WTF is this?”

He was beaten by Disney,

Like a bad child with no tea.

And now all he has are tantrums and antics.

Wednesday, January 25, 2023

Let's start off 2023 with an extortion demand.

Oh heavens, a classic you-watch-porn blackmail pitch. And btw my criminal friend, your

English is total shit.



Greetings!



I have to share bad news with you. Approximately a few months ago, I gained access to your

devices, which you use for internet browsing.

After that, I have started tracking your internet activities.



Here is the sequence of events:


Some time ago, I purchased access to email accounts from hackers (nowadays, it
is quite

simple to buy it online). I have easily managed to log in to your email account

oldbolxxxbrokefl@gmail.c0m.



One week later, I have already installed the Cobalt Strike "Beacon" on the Operating Systems

of all the devices you use to access your email. It was not hard at all (since you were

following the links from your inbox emails). All ingenious is simple. :).

Ooooh scary name “Cobalt Strike Beacon”!! And btw, that sentence makes no sense.



This software provides me with access to all your devices controllers (e.g., your microphone,

video camera, and keyboard). I have downloaded all your information, data, photos, videos,

documents, files, web browsing history to my servers. I have access to all your messengers,

social networks, emails, chat history, and contacts list. Er...no you don’t.



My virus continuously refreshes the signatures (it is driver-based) and hence remains invisible

for antivirus software. Likewise, I guess by now you understand why I have stayed

undetected until this letter. Again, gibberish.



While gathering information about you, I have discovered that you are a  big fan of adult

websites. You love visiting porn websites and watching exciting videos while enduring an

enormous amount of pleasure. Well, I have managed to record a number of your dirty

scenes and montaged a few videos, which show how you masturbate and reach orgasms.



enduring”? That is s strange word you choose.

If you have doubts, I can make a few clicks of my mouse, and all your videos will be shared

with your friends, colleagues, and relatives. Considering the specificity of the videos you like

to watch (you perfectly know what I mean), it will cause a real catastrophe for you.



Oh I have my doubts. Click away. I dare you.


I also have no issue at all with making them available for public access (leaked and exposed

all data). General Data Protection Regulation (GDPR): Under the rules of the law, you face a

heavy fine or arrest. No I don’t. No such regulation. You are the one committing the crimes here.


I guess you don't want that to happen. Frankly, I don’t give a fuck mate.



Let's settle it this way:


You transfer 1.5 Bitcoin ( $34,044 at today’s exchange rate ) to me and once the transfer is

received, I will delete all this dirty stuff right away. After that, we will forget about each other. I

also promise to deactivate and delete all the harmful software from your devices. Trust me. I

keep my word. No you don’t. You are a criminal.



That is a fair deal, and the price is relatively low, considering that I have been checking out

your profile and traffic for some time by now. If you don't know how to purchase and transfer

Bitcoin – you can use any modern search engine.



You need to send that amount here Bitcoin wallet:


bc1qqj2td566nfuck4z0youdxeql2in5theqassdk



(The price is not negotiable)


You have 5 days in order to make the payment from the moment you opened this email.



Do not try to find and destroy my virus! (All your data is already uploaded to a remote server).


Do not try to contact me. Various security services will not help you;formatting a disk or

destroying a device will not help either, since your data is already on a remote server.





This is an APT Hacking Group. Don't be mad at me, everyone has their own work.


I will monitor your every move until I get paid. Good luck with that.


If you keep your end of the agreement, you won't hear from me ever again.



Everything will be done fairly!

Extortion by its very definition cannot be done fairly. You sad cunt.


Friday, January 20, 2023

Going to the movies came back in 2022

What I saw in 2022



The Tragedy of Macbeth


The Cursed

The Worst Person in the World

Studio 666

Death on the Nail

The Outfit

X

Infinite Storm

Umma


Everything Everywhere All At Once


The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent


The Northman


Men


Benediction

Crimes of the Future


Benedetta ( Streaming )


Elvis

The Black Phone


The Forgiven

Mr Malcolm’s List


Top Gun: Maverick


The Gray Man

Nope

Vengeance

Fall

Breaking

Honk for Jesus. Save Your Soul.


Barbarian

Pearl

Medieval

See How They Run

Moonage Daydream



Don’t Worry Darling

Smile

Amsterdam

Ticket to Paradise

Triangle of Sadness

Tar

The Banshees of Inisherin

Violent Night

Empire of Light

Avatar: The Way of Water

The Whale


Hellraiser ( hulu streaming )

Tuesday, January 10, 2023

First Limerick for 2023

There once was a Speaker called McCarthy,
Who it was said just liked to party,
With Trump at Mar-a-Lago
Pushing a hard Cuban embargo
With a boatload of Latinas, all tarty.

Wednesday, December 28, 2022

Haiku for U

Twenty Twenty Two;
I feel we can all agree;
Not one of God's Best.

The Movies I saw in 2022

 The Tragedy of Macbeth


The Cursed

The Worst Person in the World

Studio 666

Death on the Nail

The Outfit

X

Infinite Storm

Umma


Everything Everywhere All At Once


The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent


The Northman


Men


Benediction

Crimes of the Future


Benedetta ( Streaming )


Elvis

The Black Phone


The Forgiven

Mr Malcolm’s List


Top Gun: Maverick


The Gray Man

Nope

Vengeance

Fall

Breaking

Honk for Jesus. Save Your Soul.


Barbarian

Pearl

Medieval

See How They Run

Moonage Daydream



Don’t Worry Darling

Smile

Amsterdam

Ticket to Paradise

Triangle of Sadness

Tar

The Banshees of Inisherin

Violent Night

Empire of Light

Avatar: The Way of Water

The Whale


Hellraiser ( hulu streaming )


Monday, October 24, 2022

Tom and Ron Limerick

There once was a QB called Tom
Whose new best bud was called Ron.
“Gimme mine!” was their mantra
From Tallahassee to Tampa
But November is when careers bomb.


Thursday, October 06, 2022

Old School Phish

Greetings!

I have to share bad news with you. Approximately a few months ago, I gained access to your devices, which you use for internet browsing. After that, I have started tracking your internet activities.

Here is the sequence of events:


Some time ago, I purchased access to email accounts from hackers (nowadays, it is quite simple to buy it online). I have easily managed to log in to your email account.

One week later, I have already installed the Cobalt Strike "Beacon" on the OperatingSystems of all the devices you use to access your email. It was not hard at all (since you were following the links from your inbox emails). All ingenious is simple. :).

This software provides me with access to all your devices controllers (e.g., your microphone, video camera, and keyboard).

I have downloaded all your information, data, photos, videos, documents, files, web browsing history to my servers. I have access to all your messengers, social networks, emails, chat history, and contacts list.

My virus continuously refreshes the signatures - it is driver-based and hence remains invisible for antivirus software. Likewise, I guess by now you understand why I have stayed undetected until this letter.

While gathering information about you, i have discovered that you are a big fan of adult websites. You love visiting porn websites and watching exciting videos while enduring an enormous amount of pleasure. Well, i have managed to record a number of your dirty scenes and montaged a few videos, which show how you masturbate and reach orgasms.

If you have doubts, I can make a few clicks of my mouse, and all your videos will be shared with your friends, colleagues, and relatives. Considering the specificity of the videos you like to watch (you perfectly know what I mean), it will cause a real catastrophe for you.


I also have no issue at all with making them available for public access (leaked and exposed all data). 

General Data Protection Regulation (GDPR): Under the rules of the law, you face a heavy fine or arrest.

I guess you don't want that to happen 

Let's settle it this way:


You transfer 2.3 Bitcoin to me and once the transfer is received, I will delete all this dirty stuff right away. After that, we will forget about each other. I also promise to deactivate and delete all the harmful software from your devices. Trust me. I keep my word.

That is a fair deal, and the price is relatively low, considering that I have been checking out your profile and traffic for some time by now. If you don't know how to purchase and transfer Bitcoin - you can use any modern search engine.

You need to send that amount here Bitcoin wallet:xxxxxxxxxxxmoronxxxxxxxxxx

(The price is not negotiable).
You have 3 days in order to make the payment from the moment you opened this email.

Do not try to find and destroy my virus! All your data is already uploaded to a remote server.
Do not try to contact me. Various security services will not help you; formatting a diskor destroying a device will not help either, since your data is already on a remote server.

This is an APT Hacking Group. Don't be mad at me, everyone has their own work.
I will monitor your every move until I get paid.
If you keep your end of the agreement, you won't hear from me ever again.

Everything will be done fairly!
One more thing. Don't get caught in similar kinds of situations anymore in the future!
My advice: keep changing all your passwords frequently.

Thursday, September 08, 2022

Update

Willie, Willie, Harry, Stee,

Harry, Dick, John, Harry 3.

1, 2, 3, Neds, Richard 2.

Henry 4, 5, 6,


Then who?


Edwards 4, 5,

Dick the Bad.

Harries Twain

And Ned the Lad.


Mary. Lizzie,

James the Vain,

Charlie, Charlie,

James again.


William and Mary, Anna G’loria

4 Georges,

William,

And Victoria.


Edward Seven, Georgie Five,

And Ed the Buck.


Then George then Lizzie.

And finally Chuck.

Monday, August 29, 2022

How brazen do you want me to be?

Dear all,

Due the service down on the Webmail, we may not able to load or read your email. Kindly forward all you email to ajmauto07blah@yahoo.com or helloajmblah@outlook.com

We shall get back to you as soon as possible.

Sorry for the inconvenient caused.

Thank you.

Regards,
AJM Malaysia

You will never beat a Classic Phish

 Kindly, excuse my 'invasion" of your privacy,

From: Mr. Yuri Du Preez

                                                LIFE CHANGING OPPORTUNITY

I am Mr. Yuri Du Preez, a member of the South African Parliamentary
Committee on works and contracts. I got your contacts from our
contractual leads database. My reason for contacting you is quite
straight to the point. It is about an over invoiced contract payment
and bulk petrochemical plant equipment's purchase which was made on
behalf of the Anglo Gold Ashanti Ltd. 

An excess amount of $50,000,000.00 (Fifty Million United States Dollars) 
is now available to be transferred to any trusted bank account overseas. 

The Company that executed this Contract has since received their contract 
payment leaving behind the over-invoiced surplus of US$ 50,000,000.00 
which was agreed upon. 

Are you interested in partnering with me to transfer the surplus amount out 
from South Africa to any country and bank account where you are sure it will 
be safe for investment?? 

If yes, please respond to my email but if not, you may pass and delete my
proposal from you email box.

I will be waiting to hear from you.

Best Regards,

Mr. Yuri Du Preez

Wednesday, August 03, 2022

A nice new phish for you

Hello Recipient,


You have been awarded a compensation payment of €1,000,000.00 through a Platinum Visa Card payment. To process your claims, please provide us your full name, current residential address and telephone number to reach you for payment.

Sincerely,
Jeffery Donald

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