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Case Number: JH33HAM12210S 

Outstanding Amount:  $3699.66 

Lender: Cash Advance USA 

Time Left: 5 hours. 

Contact: att.alexa@outlook.com 

 

We write to you with grave concern regarding your persistent disregard for previous notices concerning the resolution of your outstanding debt. This communication represents your last and final opportunity to settle this matter out of court, provided that you take immediate action within the next five hours of receiving this notice. Failure to comply will result in dire consequences. 

 

It has come to our attention that the United Legal Investigation Bureau has filed four serious allegations against you, which carry significant legal implications: 

 

1. Violation of Federal Banking Regulation 

2. Collateral Check Fraud 

3. Theft by Deception 

4. Electronic Fund Transfer 

 

Please be duly informed that Cash Advance USA, the parent company, bears responsibility for all outstanding debts. Irrespective of the subsidiary through which the loan was obtained, Some of the subsidiaries are (Speedy Cash, Cash Net USA, Ace Cash Express, Cash Advance, Check 'n Go, Advance America, Check City, Check Into Cash, Title Max, 100 Days, Net Loan USA, Cash Advance, 100 Day Loan, Net loan the USA, Fax free Cash, Payday one, Sonic Cash Money tree, Egg loans, Check cash Loan, Quickly Payday, Personal Cash Advance, Rapid Cash, Sonic Payday, Speedy Cash, My Cash Now, National Payday, Cash Central Loans, Cash Net 500, Cash Net USA, Allied Cash, Super Pawn, Check into Cash, Check Smart, Cash America Net, Cash America, Cash America Pawn, Cash land, Super Pawn, Cash America Payday Advance). The primary lender possesses the right to file a complaint and pursue legal recourse through the appropriate channels, including the courthouse. 

 

To forestall further legal action, we present you with the following payment options, which demand your immediate attention: 

 

1. One-time settlement of $1900, leading to a complete resolution of the debt in next 5 hours. 

2. Weekly/biweekly payments of $300 until the debt is fully repaid starting from today in next 5 hours. 

 

We implore you to grasp the gravity of the situation and take immediate action to rectify it. Failure to do so within the stipulated time frame will result in the following severe consequences: 

 

- The case will be officially filed at the local courthouse. 

- Your employer, bank, and references will be promptly notified of this grave matter. 

- A lawsuit will be filed against you, seeking a total sum of $17766.87, exclusive of attorney charges and any outstanding balance associated with your name. 

 

The repercussions of these actions may include but are not limited to wage garnishment, termination of employment, Social Security Number (SSN) blockage, and other forms of severe legal measures that we deem necessary to recover the debt owed. 

 

Time is of the utmost essence, leaving you with a mere four hours to comply with this final opportunity for an out-of-court settlement. We expect an immediate response to this matter by contacting us at att.james@outlook.com, wherein we can discuss appropriate payment arrangements. 

 

We caution against underestimating the urgency and potential ramifications of this situation. Failing to act promptly will result in the swift initiation of severe legal actions against you. 

 

We strongly advise that you seek legal counsel to fully comprehend the implications and potential ramifications of your choices. If you require further clarification or have any inquiries, please do not hesitate to contact our office.  

 

att.alexa@outlook.com 

 

Let this serve as a final warning that non-compliance will result in severe consequences, including potential criminal charges, a costly lawsuit, and the issuance of an arrest warrant. We strongly advise you to reconsider your course of action and take immediate steps to settle the outstanding debt before it escalates further. 

 

 

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James Anderson Law Firm 

3282 Estate Drive #240 

Cincinnati, OH 45202 

Website: www.attjamesanderson.com 

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