There once was a lawyer call Dershowitz
Who people agreed was the worst there is.
He was a friend of Jeff Epstein's,
A man who could supply teens
To the hotel rooms of old men to do what they would with.
Who people agreed was the worst there is.
He was a friend of Jeff Epstein's,
A man who could supply teens
To the hotel rooms of old men to do what they would with.
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There once was a man called Caviezel,
And people exclaimed "Oh, that weasel!"
When they heard is name trending
With theories suspending
Belief; like Van Gogh's bloody ear on an easel.
