Email
Subject: I am aware, xxxxxxx, is your password
I
require your full attention for the up coming 24 hours. Or I may make
sure you that you live out of embarrassment for the rest of your
existence.
Me:
LMAO. Can I live out of the trunk of my car instead?
Hello,
you do not know me personally. But I know everything concerning you.
All of your facebook contact list, smartphone contatcts along with
all the online activity in your computer from previous 157 days.
Me:
LMAO. Why 157?
Which
includes your masturbation video footage, which brings me to the main
reason why I am crafting this specific e-mail to you.
Me: I
am on tenterhooks!
Well,
the last time you went to the porno websites, my spyware was
activated in your personal computer which ended up documenting a
beautiful footage of your masturbation play by triggering your web
cam. you got a seriously odd preference btw lmafao I have got the
full recording.
Me:
What are “the porno websites”? LMAO.
Just in
case you think I am playing around, simply reply proof and I will be
forwarding the recording randomly to 10 people you’re friends with.
It may end up being your friend, co workers, boss, mother and father
I’m not sure! My software program will randomly choose the contact
details. Would you be capable to gaze into anyone’s eyes again
after it? I question that… But, doesn’t necessarily have to be
that way. I would like to make you a one time, non negotiable offer.
Buy $ 2000 in bitcoin and send it to the address below:
1*bitCoinkeyfOllowsheRE
[case
SENSITIVE, copy and paste it and remove * from it ] If you don’t
know how, lookup how to purchase bitcoin. Do not waste my valuable
time ) If you send out this ‘donation’ (we will call it that?).
Right after that, I will disappear and never ever contact you again.
I will get rid of everything I’ve got concerning you. You may very
well continue living your current normal day to day lifestyle with
zero concerns. You’ve got 1 day to do so. Your time begins as
quickly as you go through this mail. I have an one of a kind code
that will inform me once you have read this mail therefore don’t
attempt to play smart.
Me:
LMAO so hard. (a) I have more than one friend and (b) my parents
never had an online presence and (c) I can look anyone in the eyes.
If I met you, could you say the same?
Me: You
are, what is the word I am looking for…..? Oh yes, A FUCKING LOSER
and actually yes, I AM SMARTER THAN YOU.