These
Phishing Scams are just too freaking funny.
BEWARE
OF THIS EMAIL. BUT DON’T WORRY. THE TWAT IS JUST TRYING TO SCARE
YOU.
EVERYTHING
STATED AND BADLY MISSPELLED IN HERE IS JUST UTTERLY UNTRUE AND CAN BE
IGNORED.
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Subject: This
account has been hacked! Change your password right now!
You
may not know me and you are probably wondering why you are getting
this e mail, right?
I'm
a hacker who cracked your devices a few months ago.
Do
not try to contact me or find me, it is impossible, since I sent you
an email from YOUR hacked account.
I
setup a malware on the adult vids (porno) web-site and guess what,
you visited this site to have fun (you know what I mean).
While
you were watching videos, your internet browser started out
functioning as a RDP (Remote Control) having a keylogger which gave
me accessibility to your screen and web cam.
After
that, my software program obtained all of your contacts and files.
You
entered a passwords on the websites you visited, and I intercepted
it.
Of
course you can will change it, or already changed it.
But
it doesn't matter, my malware updated it every time. ** THIS
IS MEANINGLESS **
What
did I do?
I
created a double-screen video. 1st part shows the video you were
watching (you've got a good taste haha . . .), and 2nd part shows the
recording of your web cam.
Do
not try to find and destroy my virus! (All your data is already
uploaded to a remote server)
Various security services will not help you; formatting a disk or destroying a device will not help either, since your data is already on a remote server.
I
guarantee you that I will not disturb you again after payment, as you
are not my single victim. This is a hacker code of honor.
Don’t
be mad at me, everyone has their own work.
exactly
what should you do?
Well,
in my opinion, $1000 (USD) is a fair price for our little secret.
You'll make the payment by Bitcoin (if you do not know this, search
"how to buy bitcoin" in Google).
My
Bitcoin wallet Address:
blahBlahBlahdiblah0001
(It
is cAsE sensitive, so copy and paste it)
Important:
You
have 48 hour in order to make the payment. (I've a unique pixel in
this e mail, and at this moment I know that you have read through
this email message). WHAT THE FUCK IS A “UNIQUE PIXEL”?
To
track the reading of a message and the actions in it, I use the
facebook pixel. ** MEANINGLESS **
Thanks
to them. (Everything that is used for the authorities can help us.)
If
I do not get the BitCoins, I will certainly send out your video
recording to all of your contacts including relatives, coworkers, and
so on. Having said that, if I receive the payment, I'll destroy the
video immidiately.
If
you need evidence, reply with "Yes!" and I will certainly
send out your video recording to your 6 contacts. It is a
non-negotiable offer, that being said don't waste my personal time
and yours by responding to this message.
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My
reply:
Release
the video then. I don’t care. No-one does.
Also
I love he says “Don’t respond” and then says “Reply with
“Yes!””. So funny.