Tuesday, December 31, 2024

All the movies I saw in 2024

 Movies I saw in 2024


Ferrari


The Holdovers

All Of Us Strangers

American Fiction


The Beekeeper

Freud’s Last Session

Origin

I.S.S.

Miller’s Girl ( 2nd worst )


Godzilla Minus One Minus Color


Zone of Interest


Argylle

Out of Darkness

The Monk and the Gun


La Passion De Dodin Bouffant ( aka The Taste of Things )


Bob Marley: One Love


Drive-Away Dolls (Worst+2)


Dune Part 2 XD

Dune Part 2 IMAX


Love Lies Bleeding

I Saw The TV Glow

Late Night With The Devil

Immaculate

Problemista

In The Land of Saints and Sinners

Wicked Little Letters

Monkey Man

Civil War

Abigail

Boy Kills World

The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare

The Fall Guy


North by Northwest ( 65th anniversary )


Back to Black



The Watchers

Firebrand

The Exorcism

Kinds of Kindness


Kill

Maxxxine

Kalki 2898 AD


Lumina (Worst)


Longlegs


Fly Me To The Moon


Deadpool & Wolverine


Kneecap

Trap

Cuckoo

Didi

Strange Darling

Sing Sing


Blink Twice

Slingshot


El Candidato Honesto


The Killer’s Game ( partial due to power cut )


The Substance

Don’t Let Go


Mathu Vadalara 2


Lee

The Outrun


Megalopolis ( 3rd worst )


The Apprentice

We Live in Time

Smile 2

Conclave

Juror #2

Anora


Heretic


Anora ( 2nd time )


Small Things Like These

Kanguva

Wicked

The Return

The War of the Rohirrim

The End

Queer


Nosferatu


Wednesday, December 18, 2024

Tentative List: Movies to Avoid in 2025

Den of Thieves 2: Pantera
Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy
Captain America: Brave New World
Paddington in Peru
Disney’s Snow White
A Minecraft Movie
The Passion of the Christ: Resurrection
The Accountant 2
Lilo and Stitch ( Live-Action )
Karate Kid: Legends
Dirty Dancing 2
How to Train Your Dragon ( Live-Action )
M3GAN 2.0
Superman
I Know What You Did Last Summer
The Smurfs Musical
The Fantastic Four: First Steps
The Bad Guys 2
Freakier Friday
Nobody 2
Thread: An Insidious Tale
The Conjuring: Last Rites
Downton Abbey 3
Saw XI
Tron: Ares
The Black Phone 2
Mortal Kombat 2
Predator: Badlands
Now You See Me 3
The Running Man
Zootopia 2
Five Nights at Freddy’s 2
The Spongebob Movie: Search for Squarepants

Monday, December 02, 2024

Right now, 10 Best Movies Ever

10. The Godfather 
9. Vanishing Point (1971)
8. Amacord
7. Ran
6. Godfather 2
5. Don't Look Now
4. The Sound of Music
3. Zulu
2. Goodbye Mr Chips
1. The Wild Bunch

Tuesday, November 12, 2024

Post Election Haiku

And so it's over.
The Oval Office withers
Melania vents.

Thursday, October 31, 2024

Lol. Haven't had one of these for a while.

 


Good day!

I would like to alert you about a very dreadful predicament for you. Nonetheless, you can gain from it, if you will act wisely.

Have you heard about Pegasus? This is a malware application that installs on machines and mobile devices and allows hackers to observe the activity of gadget operators. It provides access to your webcam, instant messaging apps, electronic mail, phone transcripts, etc. It works well on iOS, Windows, Android. I believe, you by now understood where I'm getting at.

It's been a few weeks since I installed it on every your devices because of you were not quite selective about what hyperlinks to press on the internet. During this time, I've discovered about each aspects of your intimate life, however one is of particular significance to me.

I've captured innumerable footage of you self-pleasuring to highly questionable porn clips. Given that the "controversial" type is almost always the same, I can infer that you have twisted perversion.

I also stored each your important files - records, images, clips, etc. - to a external system.

I question you'd want your friends, relatives, and colleagues to be aware about it. However, I can accomplish it in a handful of clicks. All entry in your phone list will abruptly obtain these clips - on WhatsApp, on Telegram, on Skype, on message - everywhere. It is about to be a flood that will sweep away everything in its path, and in the first instance, your past existence. Don't think of yourself as an blameless sufferer. No one knows where your corruption might take in the times to come, so view this a kind of earned consequence to halt you. Better postponed than not at all. I am some kind of Deity who sees everything. Nonetheless, do not freak out. As we know, Deity is merciful and forgiving, and so do I. Nonetheless my compassion is not without cost.

Deposit $1300 USD to this digital currency account - BTC:
                Wallet-Name Here

Let's acknowledge it, that is a pretty small amount in today's environment.

As soon as I get affirmation of the transaction, I will completely remove each clips compromising you, uninstall Pegasus from all of your items, and vanish from your life. You can be certain - my benefit is only cash. If it were any different, I wouldn't be writing to you, however devastate your existence without a word in a moment.

I will be alerted when you access my e-mail, and from that moment, you have exactly 12 hours to send the funds. If virtual currencies are an unexplored domain for you, do not worry; it's very simple. Just search "crypto exchange" and then it will be no more difficult than acquiring a couple of trivial stuff on Amazon.

I firmly caution you against the subsequent:

- Do not answer to this message. I forwarded it from a temp address so I'm invisible.

- Don't reach out to the authorities. I have reach to every your equipment, and when I find out you went to the cops, videos will be released.

- Don't try to restore or destroy your machinery. As I mentioned above: I am observing every your activity, so you either agree to my conditions or the videos are exposed.

In addition, don't forget that digital currencies are discreet, so it is difficult to identify me using the given address. Good luck, my deviant friend. I trust you will take the appropriate decision and this is the last time we hear from each other.

And several friendly suggestions: as of now, don't be so negligent about your internet protection.

Friday, October 25, 2024

Haiku

An election looms
Pardons are going to flow.
Bad Things. Lights go out.

Haiku for a Dog Mauling

Big Dog, Small Manhood. 
Enough said on the matter. 
Poo is brown and smells.

Friday, August 30, 2024

Haiku

Now the days count down;
An election is in sight.
Our choices are shit.

Tuesday, August 13, 2024

Nigel's Limerick

Nigel ate dinner in Belgium

With a woman who is more than his chum.

He’s the MP for Clacton

But he clearly doesn’t give a damn.

And he only thinks of his voters, seldom.

Wednesday, April 24, 2024

haiku the noo!

So the trial starts
And the hair bobs in the wind 
Control your client!

Thursday, January 25, 2024

Habba Limerick

There once was was a lawyer called Habba

Who I am sure would allow her client to grab her

To get more of the limelight

She’s go on Hannity every night

And just jabber and jabber and jabber.


Friday, January 12, 2024

My Top Ten Movies for 2023

Infinity Pool

Evil Dead Rise

Sisu

How to Blow Up a Pipeline

Blackberry

Past Lives

Talk to Me

Oppenheimer

Godzilla Minus One

Poor Things


Friday, January 05, 2024

Limerick on Wayne LaPierre resigning

There once was a man called LaPierre

Who just spent his members money like there

Wasn’t any supervision

For any decision

For any check that he pulled from his derriere.

Wednesday, January 03, 2024

Movies to avoid in 2024

Kung Fu Panda 4

Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire

Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire

Rebel Moon: Part Two – The Scargiver

Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga

Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

The Garfield Movie

Inside Out 2

Bad Boys 4

A Quiet Place: Day One

Despicable Me 4

Deadpool 3

Alien: Romulus

Kraven the Hunter

Beetlejuice 2

Transformers One

Saw XI

Joker: Folie a Deux

Smile 2

Terrifier 3

Venom 3

Gladiator 2

Wicked: Part One

Karate Kid

Sonic the Hedgehog 3


Friday, December 22, 2023

What I saw in 2023


Women Talking

Roman Holiday ( 70th anniversary showing )

Infinity Pool

Everything Everywhere All at Once ( 2nd viewing )


Living

Pathaan

Consecration

Knock at the Cabin

Marlowe


Juniper

Luther: The Fallen Sun


Project Wolf Hunting ( Streaming )


All Quiet On The Western Front


John Wick: Chapter 4


Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves


Nefarious

Mafia Mama

The Pope’s Exorcist

Renfield


Evil Dead Rise

Beau Is Dead


How to Blow Up a Pipeline


Sisu

Polite Society


BlackBerry


Master Gardener

The Blackening

Asteroid City


Indiana Jones and the Dial of Dismay


Past Lives


The Lesson


Mission Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One


Sound of Freedom

The Miracle Club

Cobweb


Talk To Me

Oppenheimer


Theater Camp

Retribution

The Retirement Plan

Jawan

It Lives Inside

The Kill Room


The Exorcist 50th Anniversary Edition


The Royal Hotel

Dumb Money

She Came To Me


Killers of the Flower Moon


Anatomy of a Fall

Suitable Flesh


What Happens Later

The Marsh King’s Daughter

Thanksgiving


Next Goal Wins

Saltburn

Napoleon x 2


Silent Night

Dream Scenario

Godzilla Minus One

Animal

Eileen

The Boy and The Heron

Wonka

Poor Things


Wednesday, September 20, 2023

Oooh! I'm Scared Sh*tless - Phish my ass.

Case Number: JH33HAM12210S 

Outstanding Amount:  $3699.66 

Lender: Cash Advance USA 

Time Left: 5 hours. 

Contact: att.alexa@outlook.com 

 

We write to you with grave concern regarding your persistent disregard for previous notices concerning the resolution of your outstanding debt. This communication represents your last and final opportunity to settle this matter out of court, provided that you take immediate action within the next five hours of receiving this notice. Failure to comply will result in dire consequences. 

 

It has come to our attention that the United Legal Investigation Bureau has filed four serious allegations against you, which carry significant legal implications: 

 

1. Violation of Federal Banking Regulation 

2. Collateral Check Fraud 

3. Theft by Deception 

4. Electronic Fund Transfer 

 

Please be duly informed that Cash Advance USA, the parent company, bears responsibility for all outstanding debts. Irrespective of the subsidiary through which the loan was obtained, Some of the subsidiaries are (Speedy Cash, Cash Net USA, Ace Cash Express, Cash Advance, Check 'n Go, Advance America, Check City, Check Into Cash, Title Max, 100 Days, Net Loan USA, Cash Advance, 100 Day Loan, Net loan the USA, Fax free Cash, Payday one, Sonic Cash Money tree, Egg loans, Check cash Loan, Quickly Payday, Personal Cash Advance, Rapid Cash, Sonic Payday, Speedy Cash, My Cash Now, National Payday, Cash Central Loans, Cash Net 500, Cash Net USA, Allied Cash, Super Pawn, Check into Cash, Check Smart, Cash America Net, Cash America, Cash America Pawn, Cash land, Super Pawn, Cash America Payday Advance). The primary lender possesses the right to file a complaint and pursue legal recourse through the appropriate channels, including the courthouse. 

 

To forestall further legal action, we present you with the following payment options, which demand your immediate attention: 

 

1. One-time settlement of $1900, leading to a complete resolution of the debt in next 5 hours. 

2. Weekly/biweekly payments of $300 until the debt is fully repaid starting from today in next 5 hours. 

 

We implore you to grasp the gravity of the situation and take immediate action to rectify it. Failure to do so within the stipulated time frame will result in the following severe consequences: 

 

- The case will be officially filed at the local courthouse. 

- Your employer, bank, and references will be promptly notified of this grave matter. 

- A lawsuit will be filed against you, seeking a total sum of $17766.87, exclusive of attorney charges and any outstanding balance associated with your name. 

 

The repercussions of these actions may include but are not limited to wage garnishment, termination of employment, Social Security Number (SSN) blockage, and other forms of severe legal measures that we deem necessary to recover the debt owed. 

 

Time is of the utmost essence, leaving you with a mere four hours to comply with this final opportunity for an out-of-court settlement. We expect an immediate response to this matter by contacting us at att.james@outlook.com, wherein we can discuss appropriate payment arrangements. 

 

We caution against underestimating the urgency and potential ramifications of this situation. Failing to act promptly will result in the swift initiation of severe legal actions against you. 

 

We strongly advise that you seek legal counsel to fully comprehend the implications and potential ramifications of your choices. If you require further clarification or have any inquiries, please do not hesitate to contact our office.  

 

att.alexa@outlook.com 

 

Let this serve as a final warning that non-compliance will result in severe consequences, including potential criminal charges, a costly lawsuit, and the issuance of an arrest warrant. We strongly advise you to reconsider your course of action and take immediate steps to settle the outstanding debt before it escalates further. 

 

 

- 

 

James Anderson Law Firm 

3282 Estate Drive #240 

Cincinnati, OH 45202 

Website: www.attjamesanderson.com 

Thursday, August 10, 2023

Hide a koo

Today a shooting
Tomorrow will be pizza
Then Elon will speak.

Thursday, August 03, 2023

Haiku Challenge

First an indictment.

Oaths, lawyer talk, a sentence.

Then they take your comb.

Friday, June 09, 2023

Haiku a boo boo

Nadine and Boris

Just nest liners to the end.

Don’t be bad pennies.

Friday, May 26, 2023

Movies to miss in 2023. Apologies for the late post.

Movies to avoid in 2023. Sequels galore.


80 for Brady

Magic Mike’s Last Dance

Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania

Creed III

Children of the Corn

Scream VI

Shazam! Fury of the Gods

The Super Mario Bros Movie

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 3

Book Club: The Next Chapter

Fast X

The Little Mermaid

Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

Transformers: Rise of the Beasts

Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny

Insidious: The Red Door

Mission Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One

Barbie

Disney’s Haunted Mansion

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

The Meg 2: The Trench

The Equalizer 3

My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2

The Nun 2

The Expendables 4

PAW Patrol: The Mighty Movie

Exorcist: Believer

Saw 10

The Marvels

The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes

Wonka

Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom

Ghostbusters: Afterlife 2