More Phishy Phishy

Attention:

Kindly view attached file to confirm that your email address has been listed as one of the Beneficiaries to claim the sum of £3,000.000.00  three Million Pounds from United Nations Compensation Fund Payment.

Management.
Email: ppaymentcenter07@gmail.com
Phone Number:+1(318)-467-8764

New Phishing Email

I'm John Belcher. Am an active duty Soldier serving in the U.S Army here in Syria for peace keeping. I have a discreet proposal of $7,000,000 for you that will be of immense benefit to both of us I shall furnish you with more information about this immediately I receive a response from you.

I don't stand with Nicki

There once was a singer called Nicki

Who really was a bit of a thickee;

She said her cousin’s friend’s balls

Did not get a case of the smalls

After getting his first COVID pricky.

A Sad Day

There once was an actor called Belmondo,

Who made movies to which Englishman didn’t go.

Which is more than a shame

To be put off by a name

When his flicks always had an emotional crescendo.

Gaetz - a limerick

I know of a man called Gaetz, Matt

Who doesn’t know where the line’s at;

He’s known on Venmo

To pay for a ho-ho

But soon he’ll be producing warm scat.

A Limerick for Fredo

There once was a governor’s brother called Fredo

Who would waffle even more than an Eggo;

So he took a vacation

To save his reputation

But he knew deep down, that he had to go.

Bye bye Governor Cuomo

There once was a Governor called Cuomo;

Who read a damning report and said “Oh no! 

I’m up shit creek and canyons 

Because I’m like all handsy Italians!’ 

And then he realized he just had to go.

Grealish

There once was a player called Grealish

Who in every tackle never was squeamish,

A player so fine

You had to opine

“He was right at the top of Pep’s wishlist”

Yes. It is THAT day.

There once with a man with a birthday

Who though that ignoring it held sway

Over the goblins and ghouls

And unabashed fools

Who kept giving him Best Wishes anyway.

Limerick of the week.

There once was a UFC fighter

Who thought “There’s a gymnast but I’ll right her;

I’ll tell her whats she’s doing’s a farce

And she needs a kick in the arse;

Because punching people in the head makes me wiser”

Piers - The Limerick.

There once was a man called Piers Morgan;

Who thought “Let me do what I can

To poison our discourse;

Because I’ve never had remorse.

I’m a sociopath and I do what I can.”

Friday Limerick

One day we’ll just say “But Jesus..."
You never made anything but cheeses;
You just moved us on your chessboard;
Which bored us out of our gourd;
And ultimately that never did please us.

Limerick Nouveau

There once was a footballer so vile

No-one could think of him and smile.

He awaited his fate.

On a yet undecided date;

The one that would begin the trial.

Who needs a new limerick?

In the time when we’re all acting poorly, 

All looking for Bandaids so sorely; 

A balm for our minds, 

Some help for the hinds, 

Our deer are all behaving impurely.

Another Spamming Shitfest

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New Limerick

There once was man called Lou Gohmert

Who never saw poor people he wouldn’t hurt.

Producing policies so dire

He never would tire.

Until all that was left would be scorched dirt.

Scam du Jour

LMAO

Coris Bank Int'l Group

Notification of payment by atm card

Attention beneficiary,

We are hereby officially notifying you about the present arrangement to pay you your outstanding Overdue unclaimed approved inheritance Fund Via our ATM Card Telegraphic Transfer which is more safer and simple, the ATM Card will contain an INTERNET Banking Login for Mobile transfers,this arrangement was initiated/constituted by the European Union and the World Bank due to fraudulent activities going on around the world. The World Bank introduced this payment arrangement as to enable all beneficiaries to receive their funds without any interference. This Atm cards are powered by inter-switch Card company worldwide, Please note that what we will be sending to you is Coris Visa Card which is accepted at over 900,000 atm centers in over 195 countries worldwide, The Card will be loaded with a total sum of $1,250,000.00USD (One Million Two Hundred and Fifty Thousand dollars) which is the total amount due to you for payment now and after this one is cleared another will be paid in until your total funds and completely paid out.

In line with the withdrawal Procedures of this Atm Visa Card, Your Visa Card will allow you to withdraw large quantities amounts of ($18,000.00USD), daily and you can also make a transfer of below $10,000.00USD from your Visa Card to any of your bank account without paying any transfer charges until all the funds credited in your Card are exhausted. Your Atm Card shall be delivery via Federal Express Service & Logistics company and the charges associated with the delivery are $135USD only and will be paid upfront to enable the Logistics company carry on their delivery assignment. in view of this, you are advised to contact the director (IBB, IRD, and ATM) Dr. Nelson T. Sochima for further information with the following contact.

Contact Person: Dr. Nelson T. Sochima
Email: corisbankgroupcotonoubj@mail.bg
Director ATM CARD DEPARTMENT
Coris Bank Int'l Group Plc

Reconfirm the following information to him for security reason
1) Your full name:...................
2) Your receiving address:...........
3) Your telephone number:............
4) Your profession:..................

The One Hundred and Thirty five dollars is the last and only fee associated to this delivery of your package, so we urge you to cooperate as instructed and receive your package.

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Secretary Coris Bank Int'l Group

My LaPierre Limerick

There once was a man called LaPierre

Who said “I shoot this elephant where”?

Bang! “Here?” Bang! “Here?”

Bang! “Behind this Big Ear?”

And then his wife mutilated its derriere.

A New Scam Email...

Greetings Sir,

I am Hamad Al-Mohannadi Member of the Board in Qatar Petroleum.

I got your contact details from deep internet date mining, after

piritual meditation with my imam and your name was mentioned by him,

as the right person with integrity to transact with. I have 100 Million

USD legal fund of mine in a Bank in Dubai. I will give you the

certificate of deposit and prove of fund when you respond to my email.

I seek for a capable hand to invest this fund in any lucrative

business that has the capability to yield 10% return on investment

yearly, excluding the first year the fund was invested. I am

considering resigning in a months’ time, and I need to secure my

family future as fast as possible.

The brokerage company who were doing bond/stock trading on the said

fund before stock went down all over the world, will transfer all

right to you by my authorization letter. If you assure me that you can

handle the investment fund with my condition of 10% ROI (Return on

Investment) as stated above. My Investment attorney will have to draft

a memorandum of Understanding which we will read agree and sign before

proceeding with this joint venture investment proposal.

I await your swift response

Yours Sincerely

Hamad Al-Mohannadi

Email: hamad.mohannadi@dpsa-za.com

A New Scam. Funny he doesn't know the economic situation in the US.

Hello Dear,

How are you doing and hope all is well with you.

I hope this may not constitute sort of embarrassment to you.

I am Simon Chew, CEO: Hector Trust Finance and Loans, a UK based

company. Can I please kindly share an issue with you in respect of an

investment idea my junior employee brought to my attention that

investing in your Region will yield good profits but I have no idea of

the economic situation in your country and how the sustainable

developments look like.

I am soliciting an investment partnership with you in respect of my

client, an Arabian Oil  Merchant who is ready to invest into viable

projects as recommended by the potential partner. As soon as I confirm

your readiness and willingness to partner with us, I will put in place

solid arrangements for a meeting with my client at a comfortable and

convenient place for both parties.

On this note, I want to seek some advice and ideas related to this

issue regarding investing in your country. I will appreciate it if you

can educate me on this matter. Meanwhile; we would like to invest in

various lucrative categories such as Real Estates/Low cost housing units, 

Hotels / Resorts, Agriculture/Aquaculture, Pharmaceutical

products, Healthcare, Education, Oil & Gas, Waste Management and

Mining.

Kindly let me know if you can assist in good investment ideas in your country.

will be happy if you send me an email in this regard with informative details.

Thanks,

Simon Chew

CEO: Hector Trust Finance & Loans.

Hector Charity (NGO)

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WHAT are "Real Estates"? LMAO.