Movies to avoid in 2022

 I’m not seeing these in 2020:

Scream

Hotel Transylvania: Transformania

Jackass Forever

Death on The Nile

The Batman

Downton: A New Era

Sonic The Hedgehog 2

Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore

Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

Legally Blonde 3

The Bob’s Burger Movie

Top Gun: Maverick

Jurassic World: Dominion

Minions: The Rise of Gru

Thor: Love and Thunder

Salem’s Lot

Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

Mission Impossible 7

Spider-Man; Across The Spider-Verse ( Part One )

Halloween Ends

The Flash

Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

Avatar 2

Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom

Hocus Pocus 2

More Phishing

 Dear Sir/Madam

Good day to you.I am Barrister Philip Micheal, I work with Ministry Of
Foreign Affairs & Regional  Integration here in Cotonou, Republic Of
Benin, A delivery Agent by  name Mr.John Williams came down last week
from your country with a  package that contained Atm Visa Card Lottery
Compensation Funds worth of $5.5 Million Dollars, He  submitted the
package to our office on his arrival for safe keeping  and later his
body was found dead in a ghastly auto crash in the city.  We have sent
the package back to your country USA via diplomatic services  because
there is no other way to locate you in respect of the package.

The only information we have about you is your email address/name
which he wrote somewhere in the document attached to the package. So
we are emailing you in respect of this to know if you are the rightful
 owner of the Atm Visa Card so that you can contact the assigned
diplomatic who arrived your country with your package a while ago.
Please if you are the owner,kindly contact the diplomatic Agent Mr.
Richard Peterson by email(dip.ricpeteron013@gmail.com) and reconfirm
your full  information such as your full name your home address, your
contact  phone number and nearest airport include your Id to enable
him deliver  the package to you safely; I anticipate your update once
you get in  contact with the diplomat.

Best Regards.
Barr.Philip Micheal.

More Fishy Phishy

 

ATTENTION: Beneficiary.

I am writing to inform you that your compensation/winning payment was approved today by the Board and Directors of the United Nation Committee on Rewards and Compensation.

You are therefore advised to reconfirm your details to enable the financial department to release your payment to you without any delay.

Thus, Reconfirm the following:

1.Your Full Name
2. Address:
3. Your Direct phone number:

We look forward to your prompt response.

Thank you.

Mr. George Kofman.
Director of Payment,
UN Foreign Office

New Phishing Email

 Attention

I know it will be a great surprise reading from me today but consider
this a divine intervention. My name is Mrs. Mary Johnson, a widow from
Milwaukee, WI 53204. I am presently writing you from my sickbed
because i have been fighting cancer and the doctor says i have a few
weeks left. I want to entrust my money $8.5 million dollars to your
care for charity purposes and crave your indulgence as a concerned
individual to help use my money for charity and also assist the poor
with less privileged in the society so reply to my private email
(marjohnson613@gmial.com) for more information as I'm not always
online due to my health and my late husband's brother wants me dead so
that he will claim all my late husband and i worked for.

I will tell you more about myself and what you need to do with the
money once your receive it. Give me your word that you will not betray
my trust so that i furnish you with more details about the Charity
Funds. Please reply now as my health is pretty bad, It’s urgent and
very important you keep this email confidential.

Have a blessed day and do not forget to pray for me.

Bless you.
Mrs. Mary Johnson

More Phishy Phishy

Attention:

Kindly view attached file to confirm that your email address has been listed as one of the Beneficiaries to claim the sum of £3,000.000.00  three Million Pounds from United Nations Compensation Fund Payment.

Management.
Email: ppaymentcenter07@gmail.com
Phone Number:+1(318)-467-8764

New Phishing Email

I'm John Belcher. Am an active duty Soldier serving in the U.S Army here in Syria for peace keeping. I have a discreet proposal of $7,000,000 for you that will be of immense benefit to both of us I shall furnish you with more information about this immediately I receive a response from you.

I don't stand with Nicki

There once was a singer called Nicki

Who really was a bit of a thickee;

She said her cousin’s friend’s balls

Did not get a case of the smalls

After getting his first COVID pricky.

A Sad Day

There once was an actor called Belmondo,

Who made movies to which Englishman didn’t go.

Which is more than a shame

To be put off by a name

When his flicks always had an emotional crescendo.

Gaetz - a limerick

I know of a man called Gaetz, Matt

Who doesn’t know where the line’s at;

He’s known on Venmo

To pay for a ho-ho

But soon he’ll be producing warm scat.

A Limerick for Fredo

There once was a governor’s brother called Fredo

Who would waffle even more than an Eggo;

So he took a vacation

To save his reputation

But he knew deep down, that he had to go.

Bye bye Governor Cuomo

There once was a Governor called Cuomo;

Who read a damning report and said “Oh no! 

I’m up shit creek and canyons 

Because I’m like all handsy Italians!’ 

And then he realized he just had to go.

Grealish

There once was a player called Grealish

Who in every tackle never was squeamish,

A player so fine

You had to opine

“He was right at the top of Pep’s wishlist”

Yes. It is THAT day.

There once with a man with a birthday

Who though that ignoring it held sway

Over the goblins and ghouls

And unabashed fools

Who kept giving him Best Wishes anyway.

Limerick of the week.

There once was a UFC fighter

Who thought “There’s a gymnast but I’ll right her;

I’ll tell her whats she’s doing’s a farce

And she needs a kick in the arse;

Because punching people in the head makes me wiser”

Piers - The Limerick.

There once was a man called Piers Morgan;

Who thought “Let me do what I can

To poison our discourse;

Because I’ve never had remorse.

I’m a sociopath and I do what I can.”

Friday Limerick

One day we’ll just say “But Jesus..."
You never made anything but cheeses;
You just moved us on your chessboard;
Which bored us out of our gourd;
And ultimately that never did please us.

Limerick Nouveau

There once was a footballer so vile

No-one could think of him and smile.

He awaited his fate.

On a yet undecided date;

The one that would begin the trial.

Who needs a new limerick?

In the time when we’re all acting poorly, 

All looking for Bandaids so sorely; 

A balm for our minds, 

Some help for the hinds, 

Our deer are all behaving impurely.

Another Spamming Shitfest

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New Limerick

There once was man called Lou Gohmert

Who never saw poor people he wouldn’t hurt.

Producing policies so dire

He never would tire.

Until all that was left would be scorched dirt.