Habba Limerick

There once was was a lawyer called Habba

Who I am sure would allow her client to grab her

To get more of the limelight

She’s go on Hannity every night

And just jabber and jabber and jabber.

My Top Ten Movies for 2023

Infinity Pool

Evil Dead Rise

Sisu

How to Blow Up a Pipeline

Blackberry

Past Lives

Talk to Me

Oppenheimer

Godzilla Minus One

Poor Things

Limerick on Wayne LaPierre resigning

There once was a man called LaPierre

Who just spent his members money like there

Wasn’t any supervision

For any decision

For any check that he pulled from his derriere.

Movies to avoid in 2024

Kung Fu Panda 4

Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire

Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire

Rebel Moon: Part Two – The Scargiver

Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga

Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

The Garfield Movie

Inside Out 2

Bad Boys 4

A Quiet Place: Day One

Despicable Me 4

Deadpool 3

Alien: Romulus

Kraven the Hunter

Beetlejuice 2

Transformers One

Saw XI

Joker: Folie a Deux

Smile 2

Terrifier 3

Venom 3

Gladiator 2

Wicked: Part One

Karate Kid

Sonic the Hedgehog 3