All the movies I saw in 2024

 Movies I saw in 2024

Ferrari

The Holdovers

All Of Us Strangers

American Fiction

The Beekeeper

Freud’s Last Session

Origin

I.S.S.

Miller’s Girl ( 2^nd worst )

Godzilla Minus One Minus Color

Zone of Interest

Argylle

Out of Darkness

The Monk and the Gun

La Passion De Dodin Bouffant ( aka The Taste of Things )

Bob Marley: One Love

Drive-Away Dolls (Worst+2)

Dune Part 2 XD

Dune Part 2 IMAX

Love Lies Bleeding

I Saw The TV Glow

Late Night With The Devil

Immaculate

Problemista

In The Land of Saints and Sinners

Wicked Little Letters

Monkey Man

Civil War

Abigail

Boy Kills World

The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare

The Fall Guy

North by Northwest ( 65^th anniversary )

Back to Black

The Watchers

Firebrand

The Exorcism

Kinds of Kindness

Kill

Maxxxine

Kalki 2898 AD

Lumina (Worst)

Longlegs

Fly Me To The Moon

Deadpool & Wolverine

Kneecap

Trap

Cuckoo

Didi

Strange Darling

Sing Sing

Blink Twice

Slingshot

El Candidato Honesto

The Killer’s Game ( partial due to power cut )

The Substance

Don’t Let Go

Mathu Vadalara 2

Lee

The Outrun

Megalopolis ( 3^rd worst )

The Apprentice

We Live in Time

Smile 2

Conclave

Juror #2

Anora

Heretic

Anora ( 2^nd time )

Small Things Like These

Kanguva

Wicked

The Return

The War of the Rohirrim

The End

Queer

Nosferatu

Tentative List: Movies to Avoid in 2025

Den of Thieves 2: Pantera

Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy

Captain America: Brave New World

Paddington in Peru

Disney’s Snow White

A Minecraft Movie

The Passion of the Christ: Resurrection

The Accountant 2

Lilo and Stitch ( Live-Action )

Karate Kid: Legends

Dirty Dancing 2

How to Train Your Dragon ( Live-Action )

M3GAN 2.0

Superman

I Know What You Did Last Summer

The Smurfs Musical

The Fantastic Four: First Steps

The Bad Guys 2

Freakier Friday

Nobody 2

Thread: An Insidious Tale

The Conjuring: Last Rites

Downton Abbey 3

Saw XI

Tron: Ares

The Black Phone 2

Mortal Kombat 2

Predator: Badlands

Now You See Me 3

The Running Man

Zootopia 2

Five Nights at Freddy’s 2

The Spongebob Movie: Search for Squarepants

Right now, 10 Best Movies Ever

10. The Godfather 

9. Vanishing Point (1971)

8. Amacord

7. Ran

6. Godfather 2

5. Don't Look Now

4. The Sound of Music

3. Zulu

2. Goodbye Mr Chips

1. The Wild Bunch

Post Election Haiku

And so it's over.

The Oval Office withers

Melania vents.

Lol. Haven't had one of these for a while.

 

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Haiku

An election looms

Pardons are going to flow.

Bad Things. Lights go out.

Haiku for a Dog Mauling

Big Dog, Small Manhood. 

Enough said on the matter. 

Poo is brown and smells.

Haiku

Now the days count down;

An election is in sight.
Our choices are shit.

Nigel's Limerick

Nigel ate dinner in Belgium

With a woman who is more than his chum.

He’s the MP for Clacton

But he clearly doesn’t give a damn.

And he only thinks of his voters, seldom.

haiku the noo!

So the trial starts

And the hair bobs in the wind 

Control your client!

Habba Limerick

There once was was a lawyer called Habba

Who I am sure would allow her client to grab her

To get more of the limelight

She’s go on Hannity every night

And just jabber and jabber and jabber.

My Top Ten Movies for 2023

Infinity Pool

Evil Dead Rise

Sisu

How to Blow Up a Pipeline

Blackberry

Past Lives

Talk to Me

Oppenheimer

Godzilla Minus One

Poor Things

Limerick on Wayne LaPierre resigning

There once was a man called LaPierre

Who just spent his members money like there

Wasn’t any supervision

For any decision

For any check that he pulled from his derriere.

Movies to avoid in 2024

Kung Fu Panda 4

Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire

Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire

Rebel Moon: Part Two – The Scargiver

Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga

Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

The Garfield Movie

Inside Out 2

Bad Boys 4

A Quiet Place: Day One

Despicable Me 4

Deadpool 3

Alien: Romulus

Kraven the Hunter

Beetlejuice 2

Transformers One

Saw XI

Joker: Folie a Deux

Smile 2

Terrifier 3

Venom 3

Gladiator 2

Wicked: Part One

Karate Kid

Sonic the Hedgehog 3