I don't stand with Nicki

There once was a singer called Nicki

Who really was a bit of a thickee;

She said her cousin’s friend’s balls

Did not get a case of the smalls

After getting his first COVID pricky.

A Sad Day

There once was an actor called Belmondo,

Who made movies to which Englishman didn’t go.

Which is more than a shame

To be put off by a name

When his flicks always had an emotional crescendo.