Piers - The Limerick.

There once was a man called Piers Morgan;

Who thought “Let me do what I can

To poison our discourse;

Because I’ve never had remorse.

I’m a sociopath and I do what I can.”

Friday Limerick

One day we’ll just say “But Jesus..."
You never made anything but cheeses;
You just moved us on your chessboard;
Which bored us out of our gourd;
And ultimately that never did please us.

Limerick Nouveau

There once was a footballer so vile

No-one could think of him and smile.

He awaited his fate.

On a yet undecided date;

The one that would begin the trial.

Who needs a new limerick?

In the time when we’re all acting poorly, 

All looking for Bandaids so sorely; 

A balm for our minds, 

Some help for the hinds, 

Our deer are all behaving impurely.

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