New Limerick

There once was man called Lou Gohmert

Who never saw poor people he wouldn’t hurt.

Producing policies so dire

He never would tire.

Until all that was left would be scorched dirt.

Scam du Jour

LMAO

Coris Bank Int'l Group

Notification of payment by atm card

Attention beneficiary,

We are hereby officially notifying you about the present arrangement to pay you your outstanding Overdue unclaimed approved inheritance Fund Via our ATM Card Telegraphic Transfer which is more safer and simple, the ATM Card will contain an INTERNET Banking Login for Mobile transfers,this arrangement was initiated/constituted by the European Union and the World Bank due to fraudulent activities going on around the world. The World Bank introduced this payment arrangement as to enable all beneficiaries to receive their funds without any interference. This Atm cards are powered by inter-switch Card company worldwide, Please note that what we will be sending to you is Coris Visa Card which is accepted at over 900,000 atm centers in over 195 countries worldwide, The Card will be loaded with a total sum of $1,250,000.00USD (One Million Two Hundred and Fifty Thousand dollars) which is the total amount due to you for payment now and after this one is cleared another will be paid in until your total funds and completely paid out.

In line with the withdrawal Procedures of this Atm Visa Card, Your Visa Card will allow you to withdraw large quantities amounts of ($18,000.00USD), daily and you can also make a transfer of below $10,000.00USD from your Visa Card to any of your bank account without paying any transfer charges until all the funds credited in your Card are exhausted. Your Atm Card shall be delivery via Federal Express Service & Logistics company and the charges associated with the delivery are $135USD only and will be paid upfront to enable the Logistics company carry on their delivery assignment. in view of this, you are advised to contact the director (IBB, IRD, and ATM) Dr. Nelson T. Sochima for further information with the following contact.

Contact Person: Dr. Nelson T. Sochima
Email: corisbankgroupcotonoubj@mail.bg
Director ATM CARD DEPARTMENT
Coris Bank Int'l Group Plc

Reconfirm the following information to him for security reason
1) Your full name:...................
2) Your receiving address:...........
3) Your telephone number:............
4) Your profession:..................

The One Hundred and Thirty five dollars is the last and only fee associated to this delivery of your package, so we urge you to cooperate as instructed and receive your package.

Best regards,
Mrs. Doris Jones
Secretary Coris Bank Int'l Group