Tuesday, June 17, 2025

Good Old Fashioned Phish for 2025

Hi!


You are in a grave trouble.
Nonetheless, do not panic right away. Hear to me first, because theɍe is invariably a way out.

You aŗe now on the ṟadaṟ of an worldwide gɍoup of cybercriminals, and ṣuch things never end well foṛ anyone.

I am suṟe you've heard of the well-known hackeṟ group. Well, in relation to us, they are a crew of schoolboys.

We are a global network of seveɍal thousand professionals, each with theiɍ own function.

Someone intrudes corporate and government networks, someone woṟkș togetheɍ with covert organizations on the most critical tasks, and someone including me manageṣ people like you to maintain the infrastructure of our group.
"What kind of persons like me?" - that iș the query you aṟe most likely wondering youṛself now.

The explanation is ṣimple: people who pɍefeɍ to consume highly contentious and, as it were, unconventional adult content on the internet that most nọṛmal people would deem peɍveɍted. Nevertheless not you!

In order you without any heșitationș, I'll claṟify how I discoveɍed it. Two monthso ago, my colleagues and I deployed surveillance șoftwaṛe on youŗ device and then obtained access to every of your devices, including youṛ phone. It was effoɍtless - one of those many pop-ups on adult sites was ouṟ doing.

I think you pṟeviously realize that we would not write an cọmmọnplace man who consumes "vanilla" and even extɍeme porn - there is no particular thing special about that. Nevertheleșș the content you're viewing are beyond good and evil. So after intruding your mobile device and PC cameras, we ɍecoɍded you self-pleasuṟing to extŗemely contṛoveṛsial recordings. There iș a detailed footage of you and a little window on the ŗight with the footage you are gratifying yourself. Howeveɍ, also I ștated earlier, there is always to an escape, because even the most degŗaded sinner deseɍves foŗgiveness. Ỹou are favoŗed today because I am not a ṣadiṣt who enjoys other people's suffering. Only cash matteṛs to me.
By the way I also backed up all youṟ important files - ṛecoṛds, pictures, recordings, etc. - to a exteṛnal storage.

Here is your ṛedemption: you must transfer 1300 in Bitcoin to this BTC digital cuṛṛency address:
BC_BC_BC

Let's face it, that is a fairly insignificant șum in today'ș world.

You have pṛecisely 48 houɍs to complete the settlement, so think minimally, and dọ moṛe. Once I get endoṟsement of the deal, I'll delete each damaging mateṛial and definitively disable our malware. Tṟușt me, I consistently abide by gentle agreements. Even with individuals who aṛe ŗaŗely gentlemen. Because it's nothing personal, just business.

If I don't obtain a remittance, I will forward every clips of you to every contact in youṟ address book, messaging apps and email. Family, loved ones, colleagues, friends - eveŗyone you've previously been in communication with will obtain them. Ỷou undeɍstand perfectly well that you will not be able to remove this taint on your chaŗacteŗ. Everybody will ɍemembeɍ you aș profoundly disturbed.
Your life will be utteɍly devastated, and, most likely, only a fiṛm noose aɍound your collar will be able to help you out.

If yọu haven't managed with cɍypto before, I suppose it will not be hard foṟ you to understand it all. Just type in the "crypto market" into the query box and pay with a payment card. Beṣideṣ, based on youŗ bŗowsing ɍecoɍd, you aɍe an astute uṣeṛ. When you want to, you can exploɍe into the most hidden areas of the Internet, so I'm ceɍtain you will be able to find out what iso what.

Here is what my colleagues and I șhould advise yọu against:

- Đo not reply to this email.

- Ḍo you really think we are so foolish to be monitoṟed by an email addŗess? This is a temporary communication. Once I clicked "Send", it was vanished for good.

- Forget abọut legal authoŗities. Whenever I notice that you are tŗying to ŗeach out to them, the sensitive material will be ṛeleased. Keep in mind, I have entŗy to every your gadgets, and I can even follow your location.

- Ḏon't reset your gadgetș to default settings and don't try to get rid of youṟ gadgets. It wọn't benefit in any way. Look above - my all-knowing eye iṣ obseŗving every your movements. It is effortleṣṣ to find you.

I'm ɍegɍetful that we encountered each other in such conditions. Probably, eveɍything could be altered if you had been more cautious about what you are doing on the Internet. Watch yourself from now on, becauṣe even șuch matteŗs that you foṛmeṛly consideṟed insignificant can devaștate your life in the futuṟe like a domino effect. I hope this is faṟewell eternally. Howeveṟ, it is contingent on you.

The countdown is on. The decișion is yours.

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And my decision is FUCK OFF!!

Tuesday, December 31, 2024

All the movies I saw in 2024

 Movies I saw in 2024


Ferrari


The Holdovers

All Of Us Strangers

American Fiction


The Beekeeper

Freud’s Last Session

Origin

I.S.S.

Miller’s Girl ( 2nd worst )


Godzilla Minus One Minus Color


Zone of Interest


Argylle

Out of Darkness

The Monk and the Gun


La Passion De Dodin Bouffant ( aka The Taste of Things )


Bob Marley: One Love


Drive-Away Dolls (Worst+2)


Dune Part 2 XD

Dune Part 2 IMAX


Love Lies Bleeding

I Saw The TV Glow

Late Night With The Devil

Immaculate

Problemista

In The Land of Saints and Sinners

Wicked Little Letters

Monkey Man

Civil War

Abigail

Boy Kills World

The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare

The Fall Guy


North by Northwest ( 65th anniversary )


Back to Black



The Watchers

Firebrand

The Exorcism

Kinds of Kindness


Kill

Maxxxine

Kalki 2898 AD


Lumina (Worst)


Longlegs


Fly Me To The Moon


Deadpool & Wolverine


Kneecap

Trap

Cuckoo

Didi

Strange Darling

Sing Sing


Blink Twice

Slingshot


El Candidato Honesto


The Killer’s Game ( partial due to power cut )


The Substance

Don’t Let Go


Mathu Vadalara 2


Lee

The Outrun


Megalopolis ( 3rd worst )


The Apprentice

We Live in Time

Smile 2

Conclave

Juror #2

Anora


Heretic


Anora ( 2nd time )


Small Things Like These

Kanguva

Wicked

The Return

The War of the Rohirrim

The End

Queer


Nosferatu


Wednesday, December 18, 2024

Tentative List: Movies to Avoid in 2025

Den of Thieves 2: Pantera
Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy
Captain America: Brave New World
Paddington in Peru
Disney’s Snow White
A Minecraft Movie
The Passion of the Christ: Resurrection
The Accountant 2
Lilo and Stitch ( Live-Action )
Karate Kid: Legends
Dirty Dancing 2
How to Train Your Dragon ( Live-Action )
M3GAN 2.0
Superman
I Know What You Did Last Summer
The Smurfs Musical
The Fantastic Four: First Steps
The Bad Guys 2
Freakier Friday
Nobody 2
Thread: An Insidious Tale
The Conjuring: Last Rites
Downton Abbey 3
Saw XI
Tron: Ares
The Black Phone 2
Mortal Kombat 2
Predator: Badlands
Now You See Me 3
The Running Man
Zootopia 2
Five Nights at Freddy’s 2
The Spongebob Movie: Search for Squarepants

Monday, December 02, 2024

Right now, 10 Best Movies Ever

10. The Godfather 
9. Vanishing Point (1971)
8. Amacord
7. Ran
6. Godfather 2
5. Don't Look Now
4. The Sound of Music
3. Zulu
2. Goodbye Mr Chips
1. The Wild Bunch

Tuesday, November 12, 2024

Post Election Haiku

And so it's over.
The Oval Office withers
Melania vents.

Thursday, October 31, 2024

Lol. Haven't had one of these for a while.

 


Good day!

I would like to alert you about a very dreadful predicament for you. Nonetheless, you can gain from it, if you will act wisely.

Have you heard about Pegasus? This is a malware application that installs on machines and mobile devices and allows hackers to observe the activity of gadget operators. It provides access to your webcam, instant messaging apps, electronic mail, phone transcripts, etc. It works well on iOS, Windows, Android. I believe, you by now understood where I'm getting at.

It's been a few weeks since I installed it on every your devices because of you were not quite selective about what hyperlinks to press on the internet. During this time, I've discovered about each aspects of your intimate life, however one is of particular significance to me.

I've captured innumerable footage of you self-pleasuring to highly questionable porn clips. Given that the "controversial" type is almost always the same, I can infer that you have twisted perversion.

I also stored each your important files - records, images, clips, etc. - to a external system.

I question you'd want your friends, relatives, and colleagues to be aware about it. However, I can accomplish it in a handful of clicks. All entry in your phone list will abruptly obtain these clips - on WhatsApp, on Telegram, on Skype, on message - everywhere. It is about to be a flood that will sweep away everything in its path, and in the first instance, your past existence. Don't think of yourself as an blameless sufferer. No one knows where your corruption might take in the times to come, so view this a kind of earned consequence to halt you. Better postponed than not at all. I am some kind of Deity who sees everything. Nonetheless, do not freak out. As we know, Deity is merciful and forgiving, and so do I. Nonetheless my compassion is not without cost.

Deposit $1300 USD to this digital currency account - BTC:
                Wallet-Name Here

Let's acknowledge it, that is a pretty small amount in today's environment.

As soon as I get affirmation of the transaction, I will completely remove each clips compromising you, uninstall Pegasus from all of your items, and vanish from your life. You can be certain - my benefit is only cash. If it were any different, I wouldn't be writing to you, however devastate your existence without a word in a moment.

I will be alerted when you access my e-mail, and from that moment, you have exactly 12 hours to send the funds. If virtual currencies are an unexplored domain for you, do not worry; it's very simple. Just search "crypto exchange" and then it will be no more difficult than acquiring a couple of trivial stuff on Amazon.

I firmly caution you against the subsequent:

- Do not answer to this message. I forwarded it from a temp address so I'm invisible.

- Don't reach out to the authorities. I have reach to every your equipment, and when I find out you went to the cops, videos will be released.

- Don't try to restore or destroy your machinery. As I mentioned above: I am observing every your activity, so you either agree to my conditions or the videos are exposed.

In addition, don't forget that digital currencies are discreet, so it is difficult to identify me using the given address. Good luck, my deviant friend. I trust you will take the appropriate decision and this is the last time we hear from each other.

And several friendly suggestions: as of now, don't be so negligent about your internet protection.

Friday, October 25, 2024

Haiku

An election looms
Pardons are going to flow.
Bad Things. Lights go out.

Haiku for a Dog Mauling

Big Dog, Small Manhood. 
Enough said on the matter. 
Poo is brown and smells.